Knickers

[YORKO]

Claire has just spoke about letting bigger people wear your knickers to stretch them for you?????
She was initially referring to stretching bracelets.

Have I entered the twilight zone

 

[janie]

she likes baggy knickers?

the mind boggles......

 

[Bauble]

Perhaps she has mrs Bridges wear hers around the scullery for her.

 

[vampyre]

God I'd hate to be her wench.

 

[ERICS MUM]

why doesn't she just buy a bigger size ? :grin:

edited to say "erm, am I missing something here, my suggestion seems so obvious it must be wrong.

Linda xx

 

[kitten_with_claws]

God I'd hate to be her wench.

I'd love it - I'd take her 'needing to be stretched knickers', use 'em as a floor mop/wiping innards off the chopping boards/blow my nose on them/black leading the grate/scrubbing out the night potties, then give 'em a quick rinse through & hand 'em over with a bob & a suitably bowed head......"all ready for you now My Lady".....! :tongue: :grin:
(Yes, yes, I know scullery maids aren't supposed to speak & would never actually come within spitting distance of the lady herself but that wouldn't make for much of a fun story though, would it? lol)

 

[vampyre]

I'd love it - I'd take her 'needing to be stretched knickers', use 'em as a floor mop/wiping innards off the chopping boards/blow my nose on them/black leading the grate/scrubbing out the night potties, then give 'em a quick rinse through & hand 'em over with a bob & a suitably bowed head......"all ready for you now My Lady".....! :tongue: :grin:
(Yes, yes, I know scullery maids aren't supposed to speak & would never actually come within spitting distance of the lady herself but that wouldn't make for much of a fun story though, would it? lol)

Bizarrely I'm reading this and hearing "Nights In White Satin" on music unlimited and it's unnerving.

 

[Tinkerbelle]

If the bracelet doesn't fit don't buy the buggering thing. If the knickers don't fit go up a size. Simples.

Actually if a stretch bracelet is a little tight you can make it a little bigger by stretching it round a bottle or a glass or a mug. Rather than asking a chubby mate and risking a jab in the eye.

 

[Itchy]

I am struggling a bit with this thread. Was Claire serious or is she losing her marbles. What a weird thing to say.

 

[YORKO]

Exactly what was the point of saying that, does anyone do that, not in my world anyway

I am struggling a bit with this thread. Was Claire serious or is she losing her marbles. What a weird thing to say.

 

[Frazzled]

I think she's pants anyway.

 

[donna255]

Personally that is what the bin man is for. Hey he wants a L'Occitane gift, he better earn it.:wink:

 

[Loveinamist]

She was on with a pregnant guest earlier, maybe that got her thinking.

 

[Nora]

she likes baggy knickers?

the mind boggles......

When I hang my knickers on the line I fold them in half so they don't look so big compared to my daughters dental floss ones!!:mysmilie_520:

 

[caretodiffer]

Exactly what was the point of saying that, does anyone do that, not in my world anyway

Yuk!!uke:uke:!!

 

[Lemonsqueezy]

I heard her comment,she was just being her silly attention seeking self.