OK then, here goes...........
My friend Jude (as she prefers to be called) is a real down-to-earth sort of person, happily married with 10 children. She leads a busy life and loves nothing better than lounging around in jogging pants and over-size T-Shirts. She has no time for beauty routines which is clearly obvious as her skin resembles the roughest grade sandpaper and it's been some considerable time since she shampooed her hair but she doesn't let it worry her because she occasionally has the opportunity to be different.
Yes, she suddenly turns into Judith Williams, the well-known (debatable!) Beauty Expert with a radiant skin and well-groomed hair. She can spend hours talking utter nonsense about yet another "must have" skin care range convincing us we really must buy it, it's the best thing since sliced-bread, our lines and wrinkles will reduce and disappear in a matter of weeks and we'll all become 25 year-old sophisticated dolly birds again.
Now, do you feel you know Judith a little better......................:13: