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Bizarre. I am a nurse and NHS hospitals are not hotels, where patients check in and out whenever they want! You an just imagine the conversation.

"I am in a rush now nurse places to go, jade to shift". "Absolutely Mr Troth, we understand you are a busy and very important man. We don't want to pin you down but do you have a rough estimate you may be returning"? "Well, I have a lot of verbal diarrhoea and clocks to inflict on my discerning colletors but I hope to be back by around 9pm". "Perfect, I will make sure night staff have your bed all freshly made for you, extra pillows (plumped) and a nice warm Molton Brown bubble bath waiting". "You know I will need feeding right? My work is strenuous and I will be famished". "Yes, we have already sent a message to the kitchen to say you will be out for dinner. Chef Gordon Ramsey will have you a delicious steak and chips, prepared to your liking and delivered for your supper". "Sounds okay but steak might be a bit heavy, I will have to see how hungry I feel when I return"." Would you like a light supper of smoked salmon, capers and salad preparing as a standby alternative, should you only require a light bite?" "Hmmm, it ustn't be sitting in the fridge for more than 15 minutes. Also, the salmon must be procured from Fortnum & Mason. If not, Harrod's will have to suffice". "Just leave it all to us Mr Troth, we do this all the time. Now, about your hemorrhoids (please excuse this vulgar talk), we have cancelled your procedure tomorrow morning because we have noted that you will be away from the hospital fom 9am until 5pm. However, Mr Cutter, Ms Snooze and the theatre team have confirmed that will all stay as late as you require. They will be ready to go ahead whenever you are ready".

What a total crock!
Love this, Ballerina! While he was in there, it's a pity they couldn't fit him with a bullshit-o-meter while they were at it - the readings would be off the scale!

The hemorrhoids allusion is also very apt - piles of rubbish are spouted regularly on the channel.
 
Biggest rip off i’ve seen, yet. Freshwater pearls with a midas zircon clasp for £1200. I don’t care if they are flawless singing purple pearls, their value is less than a third of that- google it. He is charging the equivalent of South Sea AA circle strand from Charlie’s uncle in Australia. I think the joke is on Gemporia.
 

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Biggest rip off i’ve seen, yet. Freshwater pearls with a midas zircon clasp for £1200. I don’t care if they are flawless singing purple pearls, their value is less than a third of that- google it. He is charging the equivalent of South Sea AA circle strand from Charlie’s uncle in Australia. I think the joke is on Gemporia.
Did he sell any? That's the rub! People are allowing him to mislead them and take their money. D.T being D.T. Has no qualms about doing it alongside the rest of gems.
 
Did he sell any? That's the rub! People are allowing him to mislead them and take their money. D.T being D.T. Has no qualms about doing it alongside the rest of gems.
Only the bracelet was showing sold out. Probably in baskets so will make an appearance on reruns.
 
You know, DT's been on so much today, he mentioned being on this morning too. On as I write too. Once he's on screen you can't get rid of him. What you don't realise is just off screen, he has his sleeping bag and tooth brush as well as a chamber pot. And it's obvious he doesn't need an alarm clock, because he's got one going off every 30 seconds.
 
You know, DT's been on so much today, he mentioned being on this morning too. On as I write too. Once he's on screen you can't get rid of him. What you don't realise is just off screen, he has his sleeping bag and tooth brush as well as a chamber pot. And it's obvious he doesn't need an alarm clock, because he's got one going off every 30 seconds.
He'll soon have 30 second clocks to count down when he's going to put a 30 second clock on screen.

I wonder which is on most when he's on with Ellis - 30 second clocks or 'show everyone how to buy' VTs?.........
 
Dave and Jake are going to India next week - so we'll have a few days of peace at least.

I hope they both have a really dodgy curry and have the squits for a month.
Laurel and Hardy go on the road!
Just checked the schedule for tomorrow, 20th -
DT on with Steph at 10am, listed as 'Guest Special' and again, as 'Guest Special,' with Angeline at 1pm. So, what's with the 'Guest Special', listing, when he's on everyday?🤔
 
Laurel and Hardy go on the road!
Just checked the schedule for tomorrow, 20th -
DT on with Steph at 10am, listed as 'Guest Special' and again, as 'Guest Special,' with Angeline at 1pm. So, what's with the 'Guest Special', listing, when he's on everyday?🤔

The 'guests' are on more often than the full time presenters. Its ridiculous
 
The 'guests' are on more often than the full time presenters. Its ridiculous
Not joking, for a change, but it makes you wonder 'why' they are called guests and not co-hosts or co-presenters. After all, 'they' do most of the talking and the presenter-proper just sits, nods and coos. I couldn't do a comment without a bit of silliness, could I? So, here it is. Churchill Insurance comes to mind regarding some presenters.
 
New name for him, well, a variation of this current one. Jade Troth with his Pearly Teeth.

I tell ya, if I were a casual viewer of the channel, I'd think he was the sole 'guest' through the whole family of channels.

He'll soon be putting on makeup after throwing Kati out of her job.

You can imagine it. HobbyMaker, he will show you how to make boxes for Jade jewellery, GC, he will 'get' the stones, JM, he will make the jewellery, Gemporia, he will put his makeup on so he is glamorous enough to wear the jewellery and also Gemporia, he will finally sell the stones he made into jewellery in the box he made. Win win.
 

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