60 minute special, complete with Sally Jacks, some other pillock I'm sure I've seen before, ticking clock, sirens going off right left and centre, and a few items of cheap crystal being displayed on a revolving turntable (no classical music this time though). Nothing wrong with the stuff, I've got nowt against a decent crystal vase, but Sally is shrieking about the prices, (um £3 off the normal price!) and the pillock is wearing gloves as if he's handling the crown blinkin' jewels!
Hurry up now, don't miss out, the clock's ticking!
Hurry up now, don't miss out, the clock's ticking!