Lottie
Silly Moo
Went to B and Q today wearing some shorty trousers which were slightly tight but hey ho I was only going to buy a cordless drill and then shoot home and change into something slobbish. :cheeky:
Got back in the car and.......
RRRRRIP!!!!! :doh:
trousers split right up the back of me right bottie cheek and i knew my harvest festivals would be on show for all to see when i got out the car.
Silly me!! If only I'd got a pair of those cut-off Moira C's I would not now be throwing my camo cut offs in the bin! Me trews would have gaped with my ample bum as I bounced enthusiastically back in the car. :thinking2:
DAZZLER!!! I need to borrow yer bronco, I have a problem with my rear!!
Got back in the car and.......
RRRRRIP!!!!! :doh:
trousers split right up the back of me right bottie cheek and i knew my harvest festivals would be on show for all to see when i got out the car.
Silly me!! If only I'd got a pair of those cut-off Moira C's I would not now be throwing my camo cut offs in the bin! Me trews would have gaped with my ample bum as I bounced enthusiastically back in the car. :thinking2:
DAZZLER!!! I need to borrow yer bronco, I have a problem with my rear!!