Ideal's kitchen event

[desertranger]

As Ideal World are having a kitchen themed event today, I thought I’d try and set the mood by presenting this little ditty about ‘Chef’ William...

William Kennelly is a chef on the tele,
Except the 'chef' bit isn't quite true,
If you're craving fine dining,
Then there's no silver lining,
His most adventurous dish is a stew.


*This was originally posted in another thread, although my intention had been to post it separately (it was posted late last night and I was a little tired/careless*

 

[Asa watching man]

Very good desert!

This 11 o clock show is pitiful even gen is stumped

Chef William has no clue how to use this bread maker and has obviously not done his prep.

 

[Asa watching man]

They seem to be ignoring William now

Gen says it's the same size as a toaster maybe one in a hotel

This is so poor it's watchable

 

[Asa watching man]

Chef William is back and he has managed to drop the soup maker within 15 seconds

 

[Wirral70]

'Chef' William used the Bread Maker for a delicious 'White Loaf'.

It looks more like a Madeira Cake :mysmilie_59:

 

[Mommabear]

He made a right mess of cutting that white loaf, it looked more like a sponge cake the way it was crumbling

 

[Mommabear]

'Chef' William used the Bread Maker for a delicious 'White Loaf'.

It looks more like a Madeira Cake :mysmilie_59:

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Snap Wirral!! :mysmilie_19:

 

[Wirral70]

Snap Wirral!! :mysmilie_19:

He's so funny isn't he?

His Loaves all look absolutely rank :mysmilie_59:

 

[Mommabear]

He's so funny isn't he?

His Loaves all look absolutely rank :mysmilie_59:

I missed the start but he was explaining he'd mixed the loaves up by (another) mistake

I'm going to postpone everything I was going to do today :mysmilie_19:

 

[Wirral70]

I missed the start but he was explaining he'd mixed the loaves up by (another) mistake

I'm going to postpone everything I was going to do today :mysmilie_19:

I'm off today but wasn't planning watching much.

I think I must give some time to this event, it's bound to be hilarious. He's making Jam now, I bet it ends up like Branston :mysmilie_19:

 

[Mommabear]

He fared a bit better with the wholemeal

 

[Wirral70]

He fared a bit better with the wholemeal

Wholemeal is more forgiving, it's not so easy to tell that it's burned :mysmilie_59:

 

[Mommabear]

Wholemeal is more forgiving, it's not so easy to tell that it's burned :mysmilie_59:

True :mysmilie_46:

I haven't seen anything to stop me calling into Greggs yet

 

[Mommabear]

A likeness to Paul Hollywood?? Nah

 

[Mommabear]

I can't see much steam coming off that soup! No wonder they're not trying it

 

[Wirral70]

I can't see much steam coming off that soup! No wonder they're not trying it

You never see much steam from any of the Soup that's been made in the NutriMaster Blender either.

I see Hayley is wearing another Nicole outfit, not :mysmilie_59:

 

[desertranger]

I’m out at the moment but will certainly be tuning in later. I see he’s on five times today, so there’s plenty of scope for the culinary clangers (by the sounds of it, they’ve already started :mysmilie_17: ).

 

[Mommabear]

I wonder if it'd be wise to watch the 6pm show? :wonder:

 

[Wirral70]

I wonder if it'd be wise to watch the 6pm show? :wonder:

Risky.

You'll notice that the dreadful woman is another of Ideal's cooks that is only using the awful, crap, expensive, old fashioned Oven.

Funny isn't it? :mysmilie_59:

 

[Mommabear]

Risky.

You'll notice that the dreadful woman is another of Ideal's cooks that is only using the awful, crap, expensive, old fashioned Oven.

Funny isn't it? :mysmilie_59:

I'm not watching her. The oven that takes 2 days just to heat up?