Stars will die before the jade saga ends. Whole civilisations will rise and fall throughout the universe before Gemporia airs its last "Never to be missed, never to be brought to air again. Ever" Type-A jade show. Legendary empires will crumble in the time it takes for Troth to mumble his 148 billionth lecture on Type-A jade, punctuating the intense boredom with millions of clocks for no reason mere mortals can understand. Angeline's serial killer eyebrows will droop in exhaustion as she tries to yet again fake an emotion when faced with skips full of gold tone jade jewellery people could buy for a thousandth of the Gemporia price on eBay or Etsy.