Morning all!
P.S. Sorry to hear you haven't been sleeping well Adam.
I'd recommend the following:-
a luxury soft mattress topper
duck feather and down duvet (tog of your choice)
high end quality bedding (twin pack of course!)
some memory foam bounceback hypoallergenic lavender fragranced self - cleaning pillows
a reed diffuser to fragrance your room
a homedics neck massage as you settle down
a worry angel or faith fairy that you can tell all your troubles to and unburden yourself before you drift off to sleep
oh and don't forget to put on your luxury high end Saville Row Thomas Brooks pyjamas and dressing gown
then have a colour changing clock on your bedside table to soothe you.
All available on Bid today at rip off prices and extortionate P&P!!
Sleep well!!!
Marvelous suggestions there, deedee! The couple of inches on the mattress topper will make all the difference, and stop me dying according to Nicolola! The duvet will keep me nice and warm, and I don't mind getting a few loose feathers on me, the lovely range of top-quality polyester bedding will feel amazing against my skin. The lavender's just what I need to slowly drift off to sleep.. even if it's chemically created lavender smell! The reed diffusers are perfect - I can't burn candles, so I can still enjoy the lovely fragrances hand selected by Peter Sherlock himself.
I'm positive I'll have a crick in my neck from my lovely smelling pillows, so the neck massager will be just the right thing to take away those horrible knots, the worry angels will come in very handy as I tell them that I've spent all this month's budget on postage alone, the PJs and dressing gown will be brilliant for keeping toasty after getting out of bed, and the clock's different colours will make me feel like I'm in a soothing place.. or, make me dream of cheesy nightclub discos.
And when you wake up refreshed Adam, you can put on your Slazenger shirt, your Thomas Brooks suit, Harbour Bay socks and your plastic shoes, top the lot off with a gold skimmed huge brass bracelet and on yer bike you go
Who told you about my Slazenger shirt?! (I did genuinely receive a Slazenger sweatshirt as a Christmas present last year). The Thomas Brooks suit will be simply wonderful for when I'm dealing at the casino tables, the socks might be a bit tight on me, and the shoes will give me irreparable foot damage, but they look good! The goldique bracelet is a no brainer, and the Cougar bike, well, it was £1 (+£79.99 postage)
oh momma, you're a true style icon
Adam is going to really thank us for such constructive input into his life!!
and obviously you mean 'on yer Eco stepper electric folding bike you go'!!
The advice is really going to get me sleeping much easier at night! If only bid sold something to stop me getting burgled by people who know I've got such high-quality merchandise!
yeah, I knew that's exactly what you meant!
BTW have you noticed how quiet Adam has been since we've sorted out his life for him??!! :thinking: :wonder:
I reckon he's purchased all the products mentioned and has fallen fast asleep
oh how he'll thank us when he wakes up refreshed...................skint and chavvy but refreshed! :grin:
I'm VERY refreshed, safe in the knowledge that I paid bargain basement prices for all this fabulous stuff!
I hope he entered his 'no call back' number so they don't disturb his slumbers :sleepy:
I wanted EasyBuy to spread the torture.. sorry, payment.. over four months. That'll give me time to get a payday loan or four!
only if he didn't want to use easy buy!
EasyBuy's the way forward. I can enjoy the amazing products, and only have to pay a quarter (plus postage) of the cost this month.
Thanks for all the life pro-tips folks! I'll be sure to thank you all when I email in my Best Buy to bid!
Slightly off-topic, but the talk of lavender's reminded me of a little faux-pas someone presenting on a roulette channel had in those few days where it was really warm last summer.. they were talking about struggling to get to sleep and suggested putting a few drops of lemonade on your pillow to help you drift off. I tried that, and ended up with a family of wasps living in my head. Not exactly what I had in mind.