The thought of Delboy in a pleather jumpsuit brought images of her being Q`s very own dominatrix and to quote Victoria Wood, Delboy in that annoying voice of hers saying "hit me on the bottom with a Womans weekly". I think I need to deep clean my mind when things such as that spring into it !
I can see her torture chamber now. Non stop shows of hers on a loop, someone tied up whilst listening to her droning on reading chapters from her books, the poor victim being hoovered head to toe with a high velocity No No, (insert DF`s cackling laugh here ), her ancient white sling back wedges trampling along his back whilst he`s tied to a bed, static shocks from the victim`s head to toe too tight sausage fitting polyester outfit he`s been forced into and the final humiliation of listening to her singing "It`s raining Men" close up and personal 6 times over. Yep I can see it all now ...