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Ah, one of those, I'm not one of those - I genuinely have a positive opinion of these channels. As shopping channels go they are certainly the most entertaining!

Each to their own ILB & you're right, the err "shows" are entertaining in a David Brent kind of a way lol! I think you've had the right idea all along like you said earlier in this thread, don't actually listen to the words! That's where I've obviously beeen going wrong!
 
I agree 100%. They are certainly entertaining and no mistake.

The comedy value is priceless.

Exactly, they should trial a subscription service were you don't actually have to buy anything, £4.99 a month for the channel and you get all the premium presenters (Simons, Parsons, Mason) selling total crap like - Bic Pens with no ink, toys with lead in the paint, Used Gillette razors, or and yes I'm going to say it - a chocolate pan set!
 
Exactly, they should trial a subscription service were you don't actually have to buy anything, £4.99 a month for the channel and you get all the premium presenters (Simons, Parsons, Mason) selling total crap like - Bic Pens with no ink, toys with lead in the paint, Used Gillette razors, or and yes I'm going to say it - a chocolate pan set!

And maybe some cardboard worry angels. And disposable Dr Cringles (actually I think they are anyway but not by choice).
 
Exactly, they should trial a subscription service were you don't actually have to buy anything, £4.99 a month for the channel and you get all the premium presenters (Simons, Parsons, Mason) selling total crap like - Bic Pens with no ink, toys with lead in the paint, Used Gillette razors, or and yes I'm going to say it - a chocolate pan set!

Hmmm I think they'd have to pay me £4.99 lol
 
Hmmm I think they'd have to pay me £4.99 lol

I think everyone would be genuinely surprised at just how many subscriptions they would sell...I mean they have subscription channels for some really obscure stuff on Sky...like Manchester United TV...I mean, what kind of tw*t pays for that?!
 
A new show:

Trash retrieved from the local Acton town wheelie bins. Lots of options there.
 
Isn't that the sort of thing they're selling already?

Excuse me Enigma but the Vibration Plate they are selling right now is being demonstrated by a 'Personal Trainer to the stars'*

(*remained nameless, no doubt for confidentiality reasons)
 
Excuse me Enigma but the Vibration Plate they are selling right now is being demonstrated by a 'Personal Trainer to the stars'*

(*remained nameless, no doubt for confidentiality reasons)

The Krankies.

Plus Bernie Clifton and his Comedy Ostrich.
 
Not made by Wayne, then :puke:

He didn't look like he ate Twix. Or Walkers.

Actually Wayne did an extremely healthy demo the other day, he made a smoothie (frozen fruit, a banana and some milk). The trouble was he was demonstrating a stand mixer with multiple attachments so didn't really show off it's potential.

But he did peel the banana himself, I witnessed it. And he opened the milk. Sadly he went on to seemingly burn himself by picking up the extender ring off an in use halogen oven with his bare hands.
 
But he did peel the banana himself, I witnessed it. And he opened the milk. Sadly he went on to seemingly burn himself by picking up the extender ring off an in use halogen oven with his bare hands.

So near, and yet oh so far.
 

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