Personally, I would rather stick pins in my eyes... but maybe that's just me.
When everything went down the plughole. When refunds took over a month and Steve appeared promising to resurrect Gemporia from the ashes - like some kind of Messiah - I thought: "I'll wait until Christmas, I won't buy anything until then in case they fold and I don't get my money back." Well, here I am, staring up the nostrils of Christmas. Nothing has changed. Steve's promises have turned to dust and the presenters have resorted to stretching the truth ever-thinner. Pay £100 to meet them all? Pay to visit their shop full of low-quality Temu, Ali-Baba and Ebay Chinese Tat? I wouldn't even pay 100 pence - and I dread to think where they will get their wine from! Do Temu sell alcohol?