finding your venus curve

[Mrs James]

what the heck's that???
according to Ell,the Emilia 5-piece may smooth it :bandit:
have i got one? and should i be pleased about it?

 

[argeybargey]

:mysmilie_61:I assume she means the "Venus mound", which is the chubby triangle above yer "camel toe", being the bit I think she should be more worried about. (I suspect you knew that really though, you scallywag). <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D26%252F26%255F16%255F2%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/26/26_16_2.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D26%252F26_16_2%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a> xxxxxx

 

[merryone]

I think Shelagh's found hers.....and everybody elses!!!!! Trust IW to find a dress that gives you camel toe!

 

[Mommabear]

I'll have a look for mine after I've found my feet

 

[klarionthewitchboy]

I think Shelagh's found hers.....and everybody elses!!!!! Trust IW to find a dress that gives you camel toe!

That's more of an elephant's arse than a camel's toe :cheeky:

 

[Loveinamist]

what the heck's that???
according to Ell,the Emilia 5-piece may smooth it :bandit:
have i got one? and should i be pleased about it?

Venus would be turning in her grave if she had IW clothes foisted upon her eyes. It doesn't matter what hideousness they produce, they can and always do, top it the next time.

 

[barbedwire]

I found mine. It was down the back of the sofa the whole time. *tuh*

 

[Fluffwump]

what the heck's that???
according to Ell,the Emilia 5-piece may smooth it :bandit:
have i got one? and should i be pleased about it?

Is it anywhere near the G Spot?

 

[iclaudipuss]

My gynaecologist found mine, just before she found Lord Lucan, eeeee, it didn't 'alf chafe, and I had to use my Aphrodite Boomerang to twang that speculum into outer space, or the corridor of the hospital as it's better known round 'ere.

 

[martinjay]

what the heck's that???
according to Ell,the Emilia 5-piece may smooth it :bandit:
have i got one? and should i be pleased about it?

I think it's close to Uranus. Which, coincidently, is what most Ideal World presenters talk out of.