It can't be a presenter that wrote it. A review from a presenter would look something like this:
"You guys. I've just got to let you know, the drenched in gold (tone), Type A Jadeite bracelet that I multi-bought is absolutely phenomenal. Absolutely! The reality is, this bracelet is absolutely the best thing I've ever bought. Absolutely! I've seen them online for £60,000 each in B&M, yeah yeah yeah, and I should have paid £30 for it, but the producer absolutely made a mistake and I managed to get mine for just £3 on 3 split pays. Absolutely! I've just gotta let you know that there's only 25 left in this one off opportunity, so multi-buy now while you can. Absolutely. Good luck to each and every one of you, well done! Absolutely, yeah yeah yeah"