Fantasy QVC clear out...

[Grizelda]

I think i'm the only one in Charlie's fan club...I find him laidback & amusing...he doesn't shout or try and force the item's down the viewer's throats like most do.

Squawky Pippa is another tho that i'd like to hear less of...and she always seems to be clasping a cup of coffee on set.

Pipa's likely to squark unexpectedly. It's unnerving. And, it's time for a haircut or get rid of the witchy extensions. Charlie has fun on his shows. It's the only thing that keeps him going as he discusses women's clothing hour after relentless hour. Sometimes, I feel a bit sorry for him.

 

[boffy]

Biaggi & his fake questions that everyone knows the answers to

Hes the worst presenter in the history of presenters.

 

[Stockton]

He makes me shudder.

Something about him

 

[Samki]

Something about him

He has often said he doesn’t wear underwear on air, then stands there with his hands in his pockets

 

[Anna]

Yippee. At last a decent BA for DMQ. No Mr Smarmy just nice Ruth Linnett. QVC might get a sale from me, unless it steel or brass.

I think she is very good too, describes everything well.

 

[Anna]

I think i'm the only one in Charlie's fan club...I find him laidback & amusing...he doesn't shout or try and force the item's down the viewer's throats like most do.

Squawky Pippa is another tho that i'd like to hear less of...and she always seems to be clasping a cup of coffee on set.

I don't mind Charlie either. I like Dale too, but hardly ever see him anymore.

 

[Craftalot]

Hes the worst presenter in the history of presenters.

Bloody awful man. He's either trying to be one of the girls oohing and aahing over some old rags they're flogging, or as you say, his stupid fake questions.

'...so, will this bottle/pack run out really quicky?'. BA: 'yes, it's really small and poor value so you'll need to buy several just to get you through the week'. NOT

'....is this difficult to clean?'. BA: oh yes, it's got loads of nooks and crannies which will trap dirt, it doesn't go in the dishwasher and you'll spend for ever at the sink. NOT

'...do I ask questions which state the bloody obvious just to give you, the BA, an opportunity to reinforce the perceived features/benefits which are on your card?'. BA: oh yes Simon- all the time mate.

 

[candycane]

I think i'm the only one in Charlie's fan club...I find him laidback & amusing...he doesn't shout or try and force the item's down the viewer's throats like most do.

Squawky Pippa is another tho that i'd like to hear less of...and she always seems to be clasping a cup of coffee on set.

Yes, but there's probably gin in it. How else could she get that giggly and shriek so loudly?

CC

 

[Suki 1]

Not Anoushka...the shorter blonde one,sounds like a child in a 40something woman's body.

Lucy Piper

 

[Suki 1]

Yes, but there's probably gin in it. How else could she get that giggly and shriek so loudly?

CC

Yes, but there's probably gin in it. How else could she get that giggly and shriek so loudly?

CC

Yes, but there's probably gin in it. How else could she get that giggly and shriek so loudly?

CC

I like Charlie

 

[Suki 1]

I don't dislike JF. She's funny peculiar.

Can't stand Jill Franks

 

[Suki 1]

Bloody awful man. He's either trying to be one of the girls oohing and aahing over some old rags they're flogging, or as you say, his stupid fake questions.

'...so, will this bottle/pack run out really quicky?'. BA: 'yes, it's really small and poor value so you'll need to buy several just to get you through the week'. NOT

'....is this difficult to clean?'. BA: oh yes, it's got loads of nooks and crannies which will trap dirt, it doesn't go in the dishwasher and you'll spend for ever at the sink. NOT

'...do I ask questions which state the bloody obvious just to give you, the BA, an opportunity to reinforce the perceived features/benefits which are on your card?'. BA: oh yes Simon- all the time mate.

I don't mind Simon there are worse Presenters.

 

[Peppermint Patti]

He has often said he doesn’t wear underwear on air, then stands there with his hands in his pockets

 

[candycane]

I don't mind Simon there are worse Presenters.

Hmmm Well, yes, that Kenny bloke who does the fans is much worse I suppose and also Andi Peters.

CC

 

[Grizelda]

I've never heard him say that. And he repeated it? If Chuntley made that remark, she'd be booted off QVC.

 

[Grizelda]

Hmmm Well, yes, that Kenny bloke who does the fans is much worse I suppose and also Andi Peters.

CC

Creepy man, Keith, BA for Vionic. He uses a black marker pen to show the model's wonky legs and ankles and has a fancy word for it suggesting that it causes bad posture and back ache. Maybe only a shred of truth in this.

 

[TheFamousGrouse]

YUK YUK YUK

 

[Dylina]

Members of the public on video calls. The presenters sound like they have consumed some helium when announcing they are going to have the general public on the show then, during the video call, they act like they are chatting to a toddler.

QVC hair gadgets used on presenters! Step away from wrappy, straighty, blowy and curly and just have your hair natural. I don't want to see hair that looks like it has been through a pasta maker.

Pet pictures - Not the pets themselves! They are often more interesting than what is being sold. The high pitch squeals can only be heard by the pets being show on air.

Videos of gunk being sucked out of the ear or the pores. I don't need to see an eldritch style horror during a beauty or wellbeing show. The impossible squiggly, whirling monstrosity can stay in the ear or clog the pores until after the show.

 

[Craftalot]

Hmmm Well, yes, that Kenny bloke who does the fans is much worse I suppose and also Andi Peters.

CC

haha - Bogbrush Kenny. Is he still on, then?