Ellis Is Now Totally Pointless

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AndyW

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Predictable overnight Jade re-runs. Shouldn't be surprised but was quite angry at this comparison.

DT: Here's my icy black jade earrings (in gold tone) for £199. And here's my price comparison piece for £345,000 +/-. No clocks, no gimmicks, straight to the price.

Ellis: OMG! £345,000 and look what you're offering for £199.

Not direct quotations but the giste.

You expect this sort of ridiculous schtick from DT. He's a salesman. But for Ellis to not even say something like "It's beautiful, not the same as our earrings, just the same material"?! Why bother having her on at all if she's just going to bootlick the BS and not actually communicate anything back to the viewer. She's just totally redundant.

(The carving is from a single piece of untreated rock, depicting two bears catching leaping salmon, set on a cast stand of over 1.2kg Sterling silver. In my opinion, it's an absolute stunner.)
 

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I've noticed her daughter Millie is getting just like her, waffling on about nothing and stopping mid sentence when she realises she's talking about something else completely
 
What is the Ellis Ward Game of Trust? why is any different to any presenter saying "this will go under 20 parnd" .....there is no game...she tells you what the price is...a game of trust would be "...walk on that electric wire...but trust me , it is switched off" that is an example..not the tosh Ward comes out with..who on another channel questioned what a placket was and then used the word like confetti afterwards as tho she was the teacher.
 
AndyW said:
Predictable overnight Jade re-runs. Shouldn't be surprised but was quite angry at this comparison.

DT: Here's my icy black jade earrings (in gold tone) for £199. And here's my price comparison piece for £345,000 +/-. No clocks, no gimmicks, straight to the price.

Ellis: OMG! £345,000 and look what you're offering for £199.

Not direct quotations but the giste.

You expect this sort of ridiculous schtick from DT. He's a salesman. But for Ellis to not even say something like "It's beautiful, not the same as our earrings, just the same material"?! Why bother having her on at all if she's just going to bootlick the BS and not actually communicate anything back to the viewer. She's just totally redundant.

(The carving is from a single piece of untreated rock, depicting two bears catching leaping salmon, set on a cast stand of over 1.2kg Sterling silver. In my opinion, it's an absolute stunner.)
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The reason Ellis is on Gems is to pay homage to the great DT, like the rest of them, hanging on his every word, and telling us, the viewers, how lucky we are to have him. Yet you had the audacity to call him a Salesman!! Oh dear, there will be some weeping & grinding of teeth over that remark, in Gemporia Towers! 🤣
 
beach1e said:
What is the Ellis Ward Game of Trust?
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It's for the gullible to think she's super trustworthy. After all, she's their friend because she comes across as all mumsy and sings 'Holla my chockolinos" to them.

This is the same Ellis Ward that had a complaint upheld by the ASA for selling a Tanzanite ring at a "mistake" price of £79.99p that she urged everyone to "buy quick before it's sold out" - despite it being on the website at full price for £57.99p at the very same time...........

Very trustworthy................

Oh, hi Ellis. We know you like to read this forum :D
 
Just switched on to witness what looked like semaphore practice because Ellis was continuously waving her arms about every time she waffled on. She's just agreeing and nodding to the tidal wave of crap coming from Jadeboy Dave
Why does she need to act out everything with her arms?As I watch she's still waving them about. Unwatchable just like dozy boy Dave.
 
Ostrichkeeper said:
Just switched on to witness what looked like semaphore practice because Ellis was continuously waving her arms about every time she waffled on. She's just agreeing and nodding to the tidal wave of crap coming from Jadeboy Dave
Why does she need to act out everything with her arms?As I watch she's still waving them about. Unwatchable just like dozy boy Dave.
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Perhaps she was signalling to their suppliers in Farflungistan, asking them for more of the best of the best of the best to be sent over? It could be the latest Gemporia economy, a ban on using phones or other devices, now the presenters have to signal from the studio.

I watched just a bit of it and thought she seemed to be building up to a bit of a manic episode, so decided to switch off, which is what I tend to do when I see those two together.
 
Battiola73 said:
Her hair is getting higher every time I have the misfortune to see her presenting. Wonder if she’s secreting any of the gold tone jewellery or DTs Jade in it? Gets much higher she’ll be able to get DT in it as well.
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Perhaps she's preparing it in time for a new product launch?

The collaborative Kimbie vs Primal Living Gold-Tone Barnet Shearer 3000 Deluxe.
 
TheManWithNoName said:
Perhaps she's preparing it in time for a new product launch?

The collaborative Kimbie vs Primal Living Gold-Tone Barnet Shearer 3000 Deluxe.
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You put me in mind of another DT product possibility. Jade that is rarer than hen's teeth, from the depths of that chasm he fell down when off that island with the sharks (if I'm remembering correctly ;) Not done my research as I write). It's a Kimbie collab. Those face rollers made of stones. The roller is the jade, the caps of the roller holding it onto the handle are queen conch beads and the handle is a very rare form of agate as found by Tutankhamen's great grandmother's sister's maid when she was walking the pet crocodile. Don't mind me ;)
 

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