Thinking about the limited categories of on air items Ideal World shill do you think there's a possibility their grand scheme is that they want us to do something like this:-
1st Try BIG BRODEL's cooking, inevitably becoming 'well nourished' and sitting on your now ample butt, waiting ages for Granny Smith's iPad with cobwebs to load MixBooth
2nd Realise it's time to lose weight, get a NutriBullet and Vibrapower but fall of the Vibrapower while supping a Nutriblast because you need the Loo (as per Poo Poo), You break a leg
3rd Have to get one of Nan Nanty Nan's Mobility Scooters because you can't walk, put even more weight on
4th Try 'Chef' William's cuisine, you lose all the weight you'd put on. And some
5th Just like Sally Jacks advised, you now have loads of wrinkles. It's now time to get Proto Col, Schlocko's Fabulift (but not his reeks) and some of Lizzie G's 'discovery' Torricelumn (TM)
6th You watch a kitchen M8 show, it's back to £29.99 even though it was never, ever going to be so you buy it. Now you're back to square one with BIG BRODEL's cooking
OK, it's far fetched but ............................. :mysmilie_59:
1st Try BIG BRODEL's cooking, inevitably becoming 'well nourished' and sitting on your now ample butt, waiting ages for Granny Smith's iPad with cobwebs to load MixBooth
2nd Realise it's time to lose weight, get a NutriBullet and Vibrapower but fall of the Vibrapower while supping a Nutriblast because you need the Loo (as per Poo Poo), You break a leg
3rd Have to get one of Nan Nanty Nan's Mobility Scooters because you can't walk, put even more weight on
4th Try 'Chef' William's cuisine, you lose all the weight you'd put on. And some
5th Just like Sally Jacks advised, you now have loads of wrinkles. It's now time to get Proto Col, Schlocko's Fabulift (but not his reeks) and some of Lizzie G's 'discovery' Torricelumn (TM)
6th You watch a kitchen M8 show, it's back to £29.99 even though it was never, ever going to be so you buy it. Now you're back to square one with BIG BRODEL's cooking
OK, it's far fetched but ............................. :mysmilie_59: