Miss Grumpy
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- Jun 22, 2015
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I may be very old and fat. Correction, I am very old and fat... but I am bemused by the 'shape wear'. Does it work? I have just been watching a few minutes of the shape wear, and saw the young lady, wearing black lace stretch pants. She was reduced from 36 inch hips (here I rolled around the sofa laughing that anyone with 36 inch hips needed to reduce them), to 33 inch hips. Impressive. But when the bossy lady in the red frock rolled down the model's black lace pants,you could clearly see angry red marks from where the latex or whatever had been cutting into her. Has anyone tried these, and is the pain worth the no doubt stunning end result?
I was even more bemused by the next item, a rubber denim hold-you-in skirt, with fake creases and wear marks in white. Now, if you are overweight, even holding it in with rubberwear is not going to make you look attractive, as no doubt there will be chubby thighs visible beneath the rubber tight skirt. And who, given the average age of QVC viewers, thinks rubber denim tight short skirts are suitable for the audience? Unless, of course, we are supplementing our pensions by hanging around on street corners looking for passing trade?
I was even more bemused by the next item, a rubber denim hold-you-in skirt, with fake creases and wear marks in white. Now, if you are overweight, even holding it in with rubberwear is not going to make you look attractive, as no doubt there will be chubby thighs visible beneath the rubber tight skirt. And who, given the average age of QVC viewers, thinks rubber denim tight short skirts are suitable for the audience? Unless, of course, we are supplementing our pensions by hanging around on street corners looking for passing trade?