I hardly ever watch QVC these days but just had a quick look, not knowing what was on, and the telly’s now gone off again. I managed about three minutes. Boy, does that Glen talk a load of *****! I’m sorry, I’m sure he’s a nice bloke and all that but he goes on and on and it’s pure tosh.Great with a cigarette trouser and a little pump perhaps??
”Super comfortable and great with a little navy jean and white tee and perfect for the time of year, and smart but also giving that athleisure look, a little bit of LA coming through there … just the right shape … this is the red for that pop of colour, I love my red cardigan I prefer the orange red shade and I can wear that because I have the darker skin but you might want more of a blue red, or you have the neutral which I know is flying out, probably because that’s the one you’re wearing tonight, Jill, and whenever I see this shade I think of Kellly Hoppen shades and that’s what this is, it’s the perfect shade … or yes, the cream and it is very popular just now as well, or the grey, you can’t go wrong with a grey cardigan … sorry, what’s that? The cream is now limited stock? It‘s ok, there’s no such thing as the wrong colour, you can go for the blue … oh, the blue is going fast as well? No such thing as the wrong colour, as I say, how about the green? … and and and …”
Jeeeze! Breathe, man!