For anyone that missed the show - here is a brief precis:
Daniel: 'Here is my mascara - just look down to the floor for me, darling...*applies mascara in cack handed fashion* now this isn't waterproof...but it's suitable for contact lense wearers, baby...'
Jill: 'That looks amaaaaaaaaaayzzing...ammaaaazying, you know I can't wear mascara, apart from when I can - and I put this on and it was just like amayyyzing....and it this mascara waterproof?'
Daniel: 'Thank you darling. Now this is my eyeliner *draws line on back of hand, eyeline snaps* this is waterproof, but you can smudge it into a line, baby - so it isn't at all really, darling...'
Jill: 'That looks amaaaaazzzzzying...really amazinggggg - I never wear eyeliner, apart from when I do, because I can never get it right, but I put this on earlier on and it looks amaaaaaaayzing...'
Daniel: 'Thank you baby, you look hot to trot, darling. Now these are my lipsticks...*draws Robert Smith from The Cure style line on model's face with lipstick* see how these colours suit literally everybody, darling, if you're wearing black, or if you're blonde or anything, baby'
Jill: 'That looks amazzzyyyyyying...really ammmaaaaaazying, look at that - look how it's been drawn on there - I really can't wear lipstick, apart from when I do - but this just looks amazing....and feels amaaaaaayzing....'
Daniel: 'This is my watercolour blusher...*squeezes out pallid looking liquid onto yardbrush and wonkily applies to model* really you only like need the tiniest amount, baby...then you just paint it on, darling for a rosy glow darling...'
Jill: 'That looks amaaaaayzing, really amaaayyyyyyzing....it's just a barely there glow isn't it? Amayyyyzing...I can't wear blusher, apart from when I do wear it...and I put this on earlier on and thought it looked amaaaaaayyyyzing...really amaaayyyyyzing....'
Daniel: Thank you baby, thank you baby, darling baby...'
Fin.
