Ring ring
Ring ring
"oh hi Julia its the production office"
"who?"
"the production office....... at work?"
"who?"
"Julia its production at QVC?"
"oh... hi, who is this at the production office?"
"its Laura. hello? hello? Julia are you there? hello? ****** hell i think she hung up"
Ring ring
Ring ring
Ring ring
Ring ring
Ring ring
"hello?"
"Julia hi, its Mark the Senior Buyer for Kitchen. hope I'm not interrupting anything?"
"oh hi Mark, I'm just off to the football actually so make it snappy"
"Julia we have an amazing TSV, its a KitchenAid mixer....premium brand and we thought...."
"No"
"Sorry?"
"No, i dont do food."
"This isnt just food Jules its KitchenAid. High end. the mixer is four hundred quid! its riduiculous!!"
"four hundred for an appliance? tell me more.... does anyone famous have one?"
"anyone who is ANYone has one"
"names?"
"erm.... all the great TV chefs, everyone on TOWIE, erm.... Julie Walters? I think Andrew Lloyd Webber too... erm.... Jeanette Krankie....."
"are you having a laugh?, sorry i dont...."
"wait! erm, David Cameron has one, well Sam does, she swears by it for muffins. Stacey Solomon makes the kids cupcakes in it (when shes not out the back smoking), ermmmm... Jamie Oliver, Glenda Jackson, Meryl Streep they ALL have them Jules!"
"sorry i dont do food. you know that"
"Simon Wilson"
"what?"
"Simon Wilson, he has one. he's making a key ring in the shape of it, he loves it"
"When and what time?"
"tuesday at 7"
"ok, no meat."
"Thanks julia. you'll really enjo......... f*ck she's hung up. the b*tch.Can someone get Simon Wilson on the phone please?"
Ring ring
"oh hi Julia its the production office"
"who?"
"the production office....... at work?"
"who?"
"Julia its production at QVC?"
"oh... hi, who is this at the production office?"
"its Laura. hello? hello? Julia are you there? hello? ****** hell i think she hung up"
Ring ring
Ring ring
Ring ring
Ring ring
Ring ring
"hello?"
"Julia hi, its Mark the Senior Buyer for Kitchen. hope I'm not interrupting anything?"
"oh hi Mark, I'm just off to the football actually so make it snappy"
"Julia we have an amazing TSV, its a KitchenAid mixer....premium brand and we thought...."
"No"
"Sorry?"
"No, i dont do food."
"This isnt just food Jules its KitchenAid. High end. the mixer is four hundred quid! its riduiculous!!"
"four hundred for an appliance? tell me more.... does anyone famous have one?"
"anyone who is ANYone has one"
"names?"
"erm.... all the great TV chefs, everyone on TOWIE, erm.... Julie Walters? I think Andrew Lloyd Webber too... erm.... Jeanette Krankie....."
"are you having a laugh?, sorry i dont...."
"wait! erm, David Cameron has one, well Sam does, she swears by it for muffins. Stacey Solomon makes the kids cupcakes in it (when shes not out the back smoking), ermmmm... Jamie Oliver, Glenda Jackson, Meryl Streep they ALL have them Jules!"
"sorry i dont do food. you know that"
"Simon Wilson"
"what?"
"Simon Wilson, he has one. he's making a key ring in the shape of it, he loves it"
"When and what time?"
"tuesday at 7"
"ok, no meat."
"Thanks julia. you'll really enjo......... f*ck she's hung up. the b*tch.Can someone get Simon Wilson on the phone please?"