I'm bored rigid by the coloured diamonds - full stop. Some of the designs are ghastly, and not to mention Vicki mangling the English language in her efforts to make them sound special and, dare I say it, "rare" (Argey ducks from hail of bullets raining down upon her). Can anyone please tell me what is "the prowess of colour", "Thaieeshun pearl", "a statuesque gem", "let's experience a perspective of quantity", "stop, stop, stop, what, what, what", "that has obliterated our standard mega sale" - okay I'll stop now. See what I'm tolerating in order to nab a posh pearlie! <a href="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fwww.smileycentral.com%252F%253Fpartner%253DZSzeb008%255FZNxpt484YYGB%2526i%253D23%252F23%255F50%255F1%2526feat%253Dprof/page.html" target="_blank"><img src="http://smileys.smileycentral.com/cat/23/23_50_1.gif" alt="SmileyCentral.com" border="0"><img border="0" src="http://plugin.smileycentral.com/http%253A%252F%252Fimgfarm%252Ecom%252Fimages%252Fnocache%252Ftr%252Ffw%252Fsmiley%252Fsocial%252Egif%253Fi%253D23%252F23_50_1%2526uiv%253D3.0/image.gif"></a>