Bid Shopping Cinema Opens!

[PJ.]

.... With free entry for everyone!

































But costs £20 to leave *ironic trumpet plays*

 

[mr_rossi]

Don't forget the £1.53 call cost to book a ticket, and the £7.99 charge to deliver it (2nd class post). :tongue:

 

[Mommabear]

Dare I ask what films will be showing? :wave:

 

[PJ.]

Dare I ask what films will be showing? :wave:

James Russell and the Kingdom of the Tanzanite Skull

PJ

 

[steveh31]

This summer it's the film you have been waiting for... so rare it may be gone within 10 years... a jewel of a film about a group of presenters who take a trip to the deepest darkest place on earth where the rarest, most endangered species live.... a thing so rare hardly any human has ever seen it.... until now! Get read for the rarest film of the year Tanzanite - The Final Existence.

At cinema's now but not for long so get there now... come on it's extrordinary , good luck if you see it says Peter Simon, Spectacular says James Russell, Och Aye The New says James Gardner.

 

[Mommabear]

Scary stuff, I will have to carry the old worry angels about my person by the sounds :up:

 

[PJ.]

The Lion King ..... A hand drawn film by Stephen Gayford ;-)

PJ

 

[Mommabear]

What about some oldies.....like Gone with the Windup?

 

[steveh31]

Robin Bastards: Prince of Thieves?

 

[PJ.]

Snow White and the six Buddhas

PJ

 

[PJ.]

Lady/Goddess in the Lake

 

[Paul_s]

Tommy, Kate & their dysfunctional wardrobe (Sally flapjack as special guest!) :smirk:

 

[mr_rossi]

12 Angry Men

Synopsis by Peter Simon

"Delight in this wonderful and amazing AAA blockbuster telling the story of the 12 men who were (un)lucky enough to get their hands on the rarest and most delicious limited edition Thomas Earnshaw timepiece. This rare and exclusive film explains how not only did those watches not keep the time, not only did they cause the men to suffer from gangrene due to corrosion of the 0.01ct gold plating, not only did they lose the £1.53 call charge and £7.99 P&P after returning the watches, not only did they discover that the 'limited edition' watches were merely 12 out of the 100,000,000 produced in some Chinese sweatshop. In this special adaptation by Bid Productions, the guilt of the accused Simon 'goodluckifyougetit' Peterson (name changed to protect identity) must be decided by these 12 ordinary men under extreme pressure.

This a better film to you that I can even tell you. We're losing a fortune on this one. To quote the catchphrase of the star of this magnificent film: 'goodluckifyougetit'."

 

[radio_dayz]

James Russell in Liar Liar.

 

[Greg]

Porn films:

Far Up Her Skirt
James Russellin' his Bed at Night
Mark Ryes Undoes His Flyes
Paul Becque's Sex Texts
Guy's Kean in the Cottage

 

[PJ.]

Mike Mason in - Teenage Mutant Person Who Scratched My Lady/Goddess' Car

 

[Greg]

Carry On Scamming

 

[mr_rossi]

Porn films:

Far Up Her Skirt
James Russellin' his Bed at Night
Mark Ryes Undoes His Flyes
Paul Becque's Sex Texts
Guy's Kean in the Cottage

Sally Samples Pete's Meat

 

[steveh31]

Sally Jacks off Peter tonight :talking:

 

[Mommabear]

Sally Samples Pete's Meat

Sally Jacks off Peter tonight :talking:

Pete's featuring a lot :smirk: