I don't wish to offend any one but the Artscape OTO offer was just awful. The guest said you could wear it round the South of France. I wouldn't wear it round the south of my street. I am going to bed now but I may have nightmares.
I thought you must be exaggerating Loveheart but I couldn't resist looking for myself (an action I now, not surprisingly, somewhat regret!) & I see that you, err, weren't! Ugh! *shudders*
(I may join you in the horrible nightmares I fear!)