and the 'thick as a brick award' goes to........

[deedee]

tonight it's Mikey boy Mason
and the reason?
well I just heard a classic as he was selling a gentleman's striped jumper and talking about and pointing to the stripes on the jumper he said 'these lines are linear'
absolutely priceless! :mysmilie_17:

feel free if you have any other nominations :mysmilie_59:

 

[mr tom]

not really much that can be said to that...

 

[carrots]

not really much that can be said to that...

Oh I don't know.... he could have said they were parallel

 

[earwig]

St Peter Simon once said when he was selling some shoes
'these are ideal for walking in'

 

[deedee]

St Peter Simon once said when he was selling some shoes
'these are ideal for walking in'

awww now that one knocks mine right out of the park
well done earwig, that's a brilliant one, thank you!

 

[mr tom]

earwig wins.

 

[earwig]

another one was marina berry saying that 'the watch was great for telling the time' ha ha

 

[deedee]

another one was marina berry saying that 'the watch was great for telling the time' ha ha

is that the same Marina Berry who, when describing a pen said, it writes nice?! profound!

 

[earwig]

another peter simon classic on a thomas kinkade print 'hang it somewhere where you can see it'
good idea peter cos i was thinking of hanging it in the airing cupboard ha ha

 

[MrMobo]

another peter simon classic on a thomas kinkade print 'hang it somewhere where you can see it'
good idea peter cos i was thinking of hanging it in the airing cupboard ha ha

The one I got given as a house warming present years ago is proudly hung in the loft in the setting I think most benefits it.... namely darkness.