cheesecake
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Just been watching for a few weeks again and haven't posted, and these things come to mind all too often, so I thought I'd sit down with a nice cuppa and have a good old complain hehe, Hope no-one minds?
1) Ellis love, it's FELL SWOOP, not Foul swoop as she says every time, drives me nuts!!!
2) Shaun, stop pointing with your middle finger at stuff, it looks like you are giving us all the bird!!
3) Janice, stop describing the Pocketsurfer to us like we are 6. 'Clouds' and 'flying through the air pixel things' are not really adult and are quite patronising even to people who don't understand I imagine. I do like the way she knows hardly more than the presenters and really should do some research. And Jan, can we stop having so many stories of how the Pocketsurfer saved your life, or saved you 10 thousand pounds, getting a wee bit unbelievable now.
4) Stop patronising Krystal the large model from Germany, just cos she's a bit bigger doesn't mean you have to make out like she's Mother Teresa or Cyndi Crawford, just treat her like all the other models.
5) Stop trying to kid me that an all-in-one with no 'natural break' aperture is just as easy to get on and off when needed as one with a 'break'. All they tell us on the shows with the gaps are how the others are impossible, then Loen comes on this time with 21Ct corsetry and says its no problem, consistency people!!
6) Ellis, let the demonstraters demonstrate!!! She's constantly trying to tell them their job and poke her snout in and it's really annoying, especially the cleaning ones where she of course is the obsessive..sorry, manic housewife and knows better than anyone.
7) Steamy Sue, lovely lady, funny, interesting most of the time, why do the presenters all treat her horribly and never laugh at her jokes, or talk over her, ignore her when she's being witty? I like SS and it seems no one at IW does???
8) Really seriously now IW, NO MORE Karchers, Pocket surfers, Satnavs, Roomba, Craft, let's try this year to get some NEW STOCK, yes that means no more mattress toppers, no more Protocol, no more ****** Vibrapower, Karchers, did I mention Karchers? Oh, and No more Karchers!!!!!!
9) Last one.....
Will they please stop fat people who wouldn't know a salad if they saw one, from selling me healthy eating stuff, telling me how to lose weight, how to live better and how to eat healthier. Paul Brodel, yeah picture of fitness, Loen, Dennice, if these products are so good and its so easy why are you massive!!!!!
1) Ellis love, it's FELL SWOOP, not Foul swoop as she says every time, drives me nuts!!!
2) Shaun, stop pointing with your middle finger at stuff, it looks like you are giving us all the bird!!
3) Janice, stop describing the Pocketsurfer to us like we are 6. 'Clouds' and 'flying through the air pixel things' are not really adult and are quite patronising even to people who don't understand I imagine. I do like the way she knows hardly more than the presenters and really should do some research. And Jan, can we stop having so many stories of how the Pocketsurfer saved your life, or saved you 10 thousand pounds, getting a wee bit unbelievable now.
4) Stop patronising Krystal the large model from Germany, just cos she's a bit bigger doesn't mean you have to make out like she's Mother Teresa or Cyndi Crawford, just treat her like all the other models.
5) Stop trying to kid me that an all-in-one with no 'natural break' aperture is just as easy to get on and off when needed as one with a 'break'. All they tell us on the shows with the gaps are how the others are impossible, then Loen comes on this time with 21Ct corsetry and says its no problem, consistency people!!
6) Ellis, let the demonstraters demonstrate!!! She's constantly trying to tell them their job and poke her snout in and it's really annoying, especially the cleaning ones where she of course is the obsessive..sorry, manic housewife and knows better than anyone.
7) Steamy Sue, lovely lady, funny, interesting most of the time, why do the presenters all treat her horribly and never laugh at her jokes, or talk over her, ignore her when she's being witty? I like SS and it seems no one at IW does???
8) Really seriously now IW, NO MORE Karchers, Pocket surfers, Satnavs, Roomba, Craft, let's try this year to get some NEW STOCK, yes that means no more mattress toppers, no more Protocol, no more ****** Vibrapower, Karchers, did I mention Karchers? Oh, and No more Karchers!!!!!!
9) Last one.....
Will they please stop fat people who wouldn't know a salad if they saw one, from selling me healthy eating stuff, telling me how to lose weight, how to live better and how to eat healthier. Paul Brodel, yeah picture of fitness, Loen, Dennice, if these products are so good and its so easy why are you massive!!!!!
