I would love to do, but unfortunately cannot:
1. Permanently STOP kim mendelson's stupid, irritating girly sickly sweet giggle, especially during moments when its not appropriate, because its not clever and its not....funny.
2. Ban JR from wearing 'skinny' max wall leggings, Flip flops, and I would take great delight in removing that STAR pendant, which is only worn by her as a tongue out to everyone who critisises her "Talk as much as you like forum, because, you know what, I'm a STAR" ... urrmm JR, actually no, you are NOT
S*d it. Changed my mind. Just sack her.
3. Give people who spend £30 on a pot of body moisturiser (Judith Williams for example) a good shoulder shaking, saying at the same time "please realise the P&P ALONE would buy you a bl**dy good pot of body cream - Dove pro-age is the best in the WORLD, forget those rotten german apples, and the woman selling, supposedly aged 38, looks 46 anyway"
4. STOP musical 'artists' using QVC to promote their C*ap albums, which would otherwise end up in a bargain 'pass-me-the' bucket
5. CUT DOWN on Richard Jackson plant selling. Its like exercise machine purchasing.. by the time you know the result, its too late to return, if the outcome dissapointing.
1. Permanently STOP kim mendelson's stupid, irritating girly sickly sweet giggle, especially during moments when its not appropriate, because its not clever and its not....funny.
2. Ban JR from wearing 'skinny' max wall leggings, Flip flops, and I would take great delight in removing that STAR pendant, which is only worn by her as a tongue out to everyone who critisises her "Talk as much as you like forum, because, you know what, I'm a STAR" ... urrmm JR, actually no, you are NOT
S*d it. Changed my mind. Just sack her.
3. Give people who spend £30 on a pot of body moisturiser (Judith Williams for example) a good shoulder shaking, saying at the same time "please realise the P&P ALONE would buy you a bl**dy good pot of body cream - Dove pro-age is the best in the WORLD, forget those rotten german apples, and the woman selling, supposedly aged 38, looks 46 anyway"
4. STOP musical 'artists' using QVC to promote their C*ap albums, which would otherwise end up in a bargain 'pass-me-the' bucket
5. CUT DOWN on Richard Jackson plant selling. Its like exercise machine purchasing.. by the time you know the result, its too late to return, if the outcome dissapointing.