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That miniature sewing machine is absolutely fabulous. The little info box said it was Multi-Fuctional! Wahhey. I'm surprised it's not being sold by Lovehoney.

He's bigging up the rugs. Most of them are colourful apart from the one that looks like its had paint spilt over it. Don't think durable, well made or any other claim of quality is appropriate TBH. Pretty thin, I think I've seen thicker towels.

If he's in the army maybe a gas mask would be a good idea?

It looks like maybe they did scramble Group Captain Knowles in to help out Emma. I doubt if he has had a opportunity to read my post when I replied to him. So we can now be judges of how honest and truthful is appears to be at this very moment.

Yeah I know. Absolute boll@cks it is.

I thought it only fair to promote you to Group Captain, for services rendered. One thing though, when you come on presenting, please don't big up the quality of the stuff, otherwise it just makes a mockery of your claim to be honest and truthful.

Or Peter Von due Volumiser?

I'm not sure she's large enough to cover Sally!

Maybe they could scramble Group Captain Knowles in to take over. Would be good practice for him before his Xmas day stint. I don't think we can stand listening to Emma for much longer.

Was going to say Emma sounds a (more than) little hoarse. Have my douuts she'll be able to do a full shift. Presumably no one else available to stand in?

She is Katy, the new(ish) wow yes girl whose main function is to fawn over every product to the nth degree. I can't completely place her accent but she reminds me of a female Joey Essex.

Thanks for your comments. I didn't make the connection between the movement number and the number of parts he was claiming it was made of. I just though, must be cra p, no way that many.

Torchy doing Heritor watches for £199.99. He says they are made with a Heritor designed movement and 23 jewels. He shows the back of the watch and you can see it says 24 jewels and NH35R. He also says many Swiss watches in the thousands only have 11 jewels. What a bunch of conmen those Swiss...

The Bullseye special is on ITV1 on Sunday 22/12 presented by Freddo Flintstone. In the promo trailer I've seen a few times he is actually polishing a speedboat!

We happened to turn over to the RVS at some point last night. Some guy I didn't recognise was doing some sort of stand up about local and regional accents. We watched for about a minute or so, looked at the other, I said 'wow that was funny!' and turned back over.

Sorry to have to say it, but Gloucester is a dump.

Your comment about Jilted John reminded me of when I used to have the misfortune to travel to Bristol for work reasons, on a pretty much daily basis for about 8 months. To amuse myself, when driving through Bristol, I used to sing 'Bristol is a **** hole' using the Gordon is a moron tune...

I thought it was quite irresponsible offering to be able to pay over 5 months on something that is only a supposed 14 day course. Mike was saying buy a few in case they work! And if they don't you can return the unopened other packs. These look pretty expensive to me, and having taken a look at...

I don't think that IW is worried about the ASA. If they were, we wouldn't be seeing these seedy, dishonest tactics being used time and time again. You are right though, absolutely disgusting.

It hasn't taken long for Alex to be touched by the lying sh1tty bullsh1te stick. Of course whatever brand of pillow/tat they are currently flogging is always the best, until the next. Always makes me laugh when he rests his head uncomfortably on the old yellow flat folded thing used for comparison.