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Nice to see you, to see you ...'fk off Pedro' !! :p

Seems to mention Bed Bugs on every mattress or mattress protector pitch without fail. Good bit of additional scaremongering straight out of the IW presenters handbook.

Deep Heat with a side order/squirt of dead bird.

He has even managed to bring ailments into his handbag/watch pitches:LOL: one of his new favourites 'most of us could ill afford' when describing some knock off copy crap (but he's not comparing) The afford bit not necessarily being financial but his tiny little mind won't grasp that. One...

He needs to lay off the collagen!! He does seem to want to portray himself as much older (and looks it) I think as Duke says it's part of his pitch these days - mugging off granny with a smile. Creep.

Although he looks it, is he 70 plus, 1990 being his heyday (lol), so 30 ish plus 34, mid 60s? That daewoo air fryer is £64 on amazon, 'well done if you got ripped off'

Chucking in Volebreks name like that gives any sort of credibility 😀

Dire Mire and his :poop:tty drones - another one that has me reaching for the off button in a mad panic!

Unwatchable, laughing at the mad ramblings of Simon 'you must insure this GX pillow' are about the only guilty pleasures left ! 😀

and stumbling on words that feature in an 80s song lyric and then he can launch into it , complete with silly little grin on his face! China, cue for Mike of the TPau's, 'like China in your haaand'. 👊

it is not a Lamborghini either, its a Pagani Huayra based on the sticker on the back of it. F it though, tell the mugs it's a Lamborghini!

Pronunciation doesn't seem to be a strong point unless the dentures are slipping......aramith ooooood noooar. If in doubt just pronounce how the F you want. :LOL:

constantly looking down and to his right for his autocue, subtle NOT

Just bought some deep heat cream, 100g, for £4. Noticed one of the main ingredients is the same as the emu oil! Makes you wonder if folk are buying expensive cream for £30 when £4 deep heat would do something similar. Those candles were the same price yesterday, Mason was flogging them 3 for...

2 of those BT-168 battery testers for £6.99 on amazon prime. Another misleading comparison price of £15.99. Jokers.

once got a peanut stuck in my ear...... poured in some chocolate and it came out a treat! (badoom tish!)

the worlds no 1 self appointed expert on perfume again, 'taught by Peter Sherlock blah blah....along with Perry Reynolds'. Taught about the equivalent of the back of a *** packet ;) 'Rollerball technology' - that'll be a roller then

Heirloom pieces - Fk off

Claiming just 12 Phillips AAA batteries for £29.40 on the price comparison they did on 15/09. No clue where this fantasy land price was, thats annoyed me ,blatant bull:poop: to try dupe people. Jokers

If the 'crappy chef' (Joe) is on later, count how many times he says 'incredible' or 'amazing' when demo-ing the homestart air fryer :LOL: :LOL: