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Surely it would have to be Peter the Plonker, galesgal?! His reverential Nana Royle-style sales spiel tonight just oozes sincerity. No?

OMG - my parents had this EXACT model of clock! That brought back very happy memories of my 70s’ childhood 🥰 I can vividly call to mind hearing the sound of the alarm going off at 6.05 every weekday morning for my hardworking Dad ❤️

There’s only so much news about knuckle-dragging, nationalistic idiots I can take so I’ve flicked over from breakfast TV to I.W. I now find my toes curling with embarrassment watching Natalia. It’s all “you guys”, “my darlings”, “my angels”, ‘oooooooo’, ‘ahhhhhhhh’ carefully perched on the edge...

Currently they’re very highly arched and she has a newly smooth forehead. I’ll give you three guesses what she’s had done 😗…

Spot on!

That’s exactly my point, Herring - thank you 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻 I’d like to think I have a pretty objective and balanced view when it comes to beauty products (tools, topicals etc) and I’d like to think most users do too..although sometimes I do wonder. Reputable sellers of LED beauty devices (for the most...

I’ve been reading these ASA related posts with interest as I felt compelled to visit the ASA website only yesterday. Surprise, surprise…it was prompted by the exaggerated claims of I.W. I’ll be contacting the ASA too… I’m not an avid I.W viewer - just short viewing bursts here and there. I’m an...

I’m holding out for the mother of all I.W products…a Willie Hunt/Duchumps collab vibration plate featuring; Limited edition heirloom clock face to time your on-board jiggling discreet bladeless fan (up-flow) with choice of cooling mist in Gammon or Sexy Shoo ‘jump in’, semi-rigid, copper...

Has anyone else noticed that Jeremy sometimes sounds mildly constipated when he gets…towards…the…end…of…each…sentence?

He does seem to favour these, erm, ‘statement’ buckles. A long-horn steer buckle attached to a rugged cowboy is one thing but to a ‘genuinely’ coiffured I.W presenter is just naff 🤦🏼‍♀️

No matter how much I detest someone, I would never knowingly poke fun at a physical abnormality so I regret that. The white eyeliner isn’t helping though. He should get his ‘bobbly bit’ looked at while he’s having that long-standing cough investigated. That’s been hanging around a while too…...

…and what’s the white thing hanging around the outer corner of his left eye? Has the tip broken off the white eyeliner he’s often seen wearing?! (I’m not joking about him wearing white eyeliner frequently). I’ve also noticed he claims that MANY of the sh***y items he schlepps these days are...

WTF is this imbecile talking about?! Get ready…3, 2, 1….it’s the bag of the summer….it’s a Daisy Jones Drop bag (a few moments later it’s a Daisy Jane bag)….a first layer leather design bag….it’s the tannage of the leather…it’s a work of art, that…should be £200…it’s a real class act...

Has Peter Simon been wound up too tightly this morning?! His nonsensical, word-salady, boll*cks-talking is in hyperdrive. Presenting naff perfume then two Laura Ashley watches, it’s a sea of ‘not only because…’(then doesn’t finish the sentence), ‘I’m not comparing them to (doesn’t say)…I’m just...

This is the last time I’ll be responding to any of your posts. That you say ‘pointless attacks’ tells me everything I need to know about you as I’ve never done anything of the sort. Antagonising and trolling here really is your ‘modus operandi’ - how sad. I’ll be joining the ranks of all who...

Oh, SaintsLad and Annie Bee, you really are both missing the point entirely. Just keep telling yourselves/self that those posting here watch Shopping Telly all day whilst painstakingly composing acerbic/witty comments. I for one view I.W very little but each short snippet is enough to see it...

Happy birthday to you, Duke! Sorry for the late post - I’ve been away celebrating my wedding anniversary all weekend (it’s today too). And as a Scot, I’m going to respectfully sidestep any football talk 😉

Forgoing the double negative, if I understand you correctly you’re saying that by not giving your custom to a seller you understand that the likelihood is that they will cease to trade? Interesting. To be clear, I speak for myself (and possibly others) here. The reason many of us have such an...

Still waiting on a reply to my question, SaintsLad… I’m just curious to know if you value honesty and integrity. I’m not being a smart-ass, it’s a genuine question.

…and you’re a ‘she’ who has two of these wonder-canes for walking on sand and shale. FFS 🙄