I just walked out of my front door, around my house and back into my home through the back door...I had to side step a toad, some rabbit poo and a puddle so it wasn't seamless but I did enjoy it as the birds are singing their little hearts out and at least I didn't have to side step a lot of...
A very glamourous friend went into the ladies at a shopping centre because she was having a wardrobe malfunction, her bra strap kept slipping and she wanted to adjust it.
While she was standing in the cubicle she noticed a very expensive phone sliding under the partition to the cubicle next...
Shop staff, especially those in supermarkets who have carried on even when the pandemic was at it's worse, have face to face interaction with more people in a day than most GPs do in a week!
On a recent visit to my surgery to pick up a prescription the waiting room was closed, patients had to...
No, my mother treated me completely differently to my two older sisters and the more I tried to please her the more she despised me.
I clearly remember when I was ten years old I had a little dog, my only friend and the only thing in life that loved me.
One Saturday my mother came into my room...
Ooh does that mean that everyone who buys will wait ages for the delivery of a used possibly soiled item having paid extortionately high P&P and once returned will wait ages for a refund?
I too work in retailing and the favoured look for my over 60 ladies seems to be pink hair, tattooed bingo wings, ultra long plastic talons and cold shoulder tops are still all the rage teamed with cropped leggings and grubby trainers or flip flops.
At the other end of the age range my customers...
How much does each nation spend on public services?
Public spending per head varies across the UK.
Last year, Northern Ireland spent the most per head, at £11,590, followed by:
Scotland at £11,247
Wales at £10,656
England at £9,296
I have decided to give up buying high end brands, I think I've tried everything QVC has offered over the years, Decleor, Elemis, Perricone etc none made any noticeable difference, and the recent Loccy Immortelle TSV has just been returned, I didn't expect miracles but I hoped friends and...
I had a bloke come into my store on Sunday, he was wearing his face mask with an unlit cigarette poking out of the top.
We have people coming in wearing face masks but every so often they pull it down to sip the coffee they bought from Costa opposite us (and they don't have a problem leaving...
My little town was really busy yesterday, as was my little store.
We took the most money on a single day since we reopened and there were just two of us working as the company has decided that the best was to afford the new higher levels of the National Living Wage is to cut hours, I've dropped...
My sister used to work in the Wallace concession in our local Debenhams.
During the first lockdown her daughter happened to be in that part of town and saw that the Debenhams store was being cleared out, she phoned her mum, who phoned her manager, who phoned the area manager and it was a...