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  1. Lord Helpus

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    I regard companies like Shein and Temu as shysters. They sell very poor quality merchandise which are advertised cunningly so that a rug turns out to be a mat on receipt. They also have an ulterior motive in that they are heavily subsidised by yhe Chinese government to capture Western markets...
  2. Lord Helpus

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    First Foghorn Sally now Slimy Natalia, not a good way to start the day.
  3. Lord Helpus

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    Well I bought a smart watch from them which didn't work properly. I sent it back with the label provided and got a refund very quickly. You speak as you find and my experience has been good.
  4. Lord Helpus

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    Credit where it's due time: I ordered a Hydro5 razor set from IW which has arrived quickly and is excellent. The shaver has a gel bar on the top edge and all you do is wet your face and shave away. You can push the bar back if you want a wet shave with cream but I don't think I'll bother in...
  5. Lord Helpus

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    The 3-in-1 wallet, keyring and pen was another "come on guys what more do you expect for £9.99" slightly annoyed Jeremy presentation. He tends to get frustrated when sales are a bit slow although this is the sort of item you'd find in any cheap seaside gift shop along with the Elvis mug and...
  6. Lord Helpus

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    Kevin Reynolds is a salesman, pure and simple and a very smug one too. He doesn't give a damn about getting the best value for customers but it's an insult to claim a discounted price when his own website is cheaper. Twister.
  7. Lord Helpus

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    I thought the Kevski-Pete summit was the usual pantomime last night. Peter feigning mock anger when Kevin read out the sales phone numbers completing Peter half-finished attempts. Then we had Peter's "kiddie in a sweetshop" reaction to the big colourful orange watch. You can wear it with...
  8. Lord Helpus

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    They have got to stop telling such blatant lies pretending old Willy Hunt is still in situ there and using this to add prestige to rather ordinary products. He never made watches or perfumes anyhow. They just licenced his name to create a fantasy label. Pathetic.
  9. Lord Helpus

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    Julie Christie - 60s icon beautiful talented woman - Far from the madding crowd et al. I've always liked the name.
  10. Lord Helpus

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    He is a word mangler par excellence. I've never not only not known anyone can I just say like him who seems OK to make, you know, the words alright come out not only sideways not only backwards not only random ok what's that Charlie? Now I've got to say this fabric will constipate the heat I...
  11. Lord Helpus

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    He's been raiding the 1954 names for boys and girls book again: Richard, Alan, Pauline, Leslie... These are 24/7 watches he boasts. Personally, I won't tolerate those 9-5 watches. Part time time!
  12. Lord Helpus

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    Peter Simon's watch intro goes: The young man who now runs William Hunt, well William Hunt himself in fact, is a world famous fashionista. He then runs the stock film of William Hunt who frankly looks like an older version of Mike Mason, bald, bearded and looking at least 55. Young man...
  13. Lord Helpus

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    Oh I don't know, thought it was rather appropriate!
  14. Lord Helpus

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    For anyone who thinks we're all cynics and critics but never customers of IW on this forum. You're wrong, well in my case anyway. I do occasionally buy when I see something which is useful and fairly priced. The customer service is generally good. What I dislike is hype and BS being used to...
  15. Lord Helpus

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    Say anything to sell whatever is in front of you now on the conveyer belt of tat. For the next 10 minutes or half an hour it is the best bargain ever. Tell 'em they're getting a massive discount, much cheaper than anywhere else, well somewhere else at least. Look there's this website where it's...
  16. Lord Helpus

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    Jeremy is as brown as the wallet he is selling. I bet he's been down with da kids on the beaches of Ibiza and dancing to S-Club in the discos boasting that he knew one of 'em. He's using the old "don't want to worry you but..." routine warning of identity theft. Feeble.
  17. Lord Helpus

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    I wouldn't even pay anything like that for flaky gold plate which is likely to look horrible after a few years. At the very least it will tarnish and fade. When A Man Called Mason was having a go at flogging the Duchamps the other day he claimed that gold plate was the new gold because solid...
  18. Lord Helpus

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    Yeah but... these are exquisite, dogs love them and Pete says watch out if you leave them in your bathroom - your guests will spray themselves thinking they are a deodorant!!!! I'm always doing that, picking up an air freshener and using it as a deodorant...especially in other people's...
  19. Lord Helpus

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    Silly old sod is selling Saffron now "This is one of the most experienced er expensive spices in the world." Yeah, I can't stand those cheap, inexperienced herbs myself.
  20. Lord Helpus

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    Peter Simon's Magic Green Powder £49.99 for two months supply or 4 x flexis £12.49. So you end up paying twice as long as you can use the stuff. Brilliant economics.
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