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If it is Pete's Retreat then although not huge it is a lovely property and looks very well kempt. And in a good area where, if he purchased 10 or 20 years ago, it will have gained massively in value. He really can not play the invalid poverty card with any credibility at all. And it will make...

Or 3.99 x 3 flexis.

Water damaged umbrellas. Italian designer shoes made in Romania. Japanese-talking dolls Norma Hartnell dresses Vote Neil Kinnock badges (1987) Charles & Diana Wedding teacloths

Hardly a hovel is it? But then he is hardly honest is he? Blackguard.

This image of a transgender Bet is truly frightening. There is a touch of Psycho here and one could imagine Peter going home to his dark turret and changing into Bet and wearing female fashions bought on IW. One day he will forget to wash off the mascara and eyeliner and his secret will be out.

Not only do they light up at night he says But they light up during the day as well!!! That's really useful. Cheers Pete you utter cretin.

Not only not only not only.... Multi buy multi buy multi buy OK OK OK He's like a talking dummy.

Pete the Cheat with more fings wot light up. Little fings please Little minds. Given the number of products wot light up there must be an AWFUL lot of Little minds at IW.

You could but then you would miss out on the wonderful demonstrations that you get on IW from Kevski-Pete or Kevski-Mike which really set the mood for owning a prestige look-at-my-wrist not only luxury watch. Well worth paying £100-200 extra for the endorsement of such knowledgeable and well...

I see Pete the Cheat is wearing his Vostok N1watch with orange strap. Matches his clearance t-shirt so well. Did he buy on 5 flexis or maybe he got a discount by ordering from Kevski. The man is pure (bottom of the) class.

Ideal for transporting his two little boys to nursery school and back. They love it apparently.

He is an absolute pillock. How long is this sodding clearance carnival going on for? Until Christmas?

He can't, he really can't. He is a route 1 seller, pretending he's anxious to get everyone a bargain so they don't miss out but actually he's desperate not to lose a sale and his commission. He could no more change than a donkey could win the grand national.

Slimy Natalia promises instant results with her Opatra devices. Ladies, overnight you become Liz Hurley. Gentlemen, you transform into Hugh Grant. Not bad for £359.99 (no comparisons given but you are probably saving at least £2K). 'Avabuy. Just 'avabuy. Not only because.

Spot on. Of course, they don't sell any during the "full price" phase but this devious trick entitles them to claim ridiculous discounts for the rest of the year. However, if we look at Opatra or some of the watch brands they ARE NOT available anyway as they are always sold out on the...

I see Sallah is on the early shift offering what appears to be the Opatra welding mask. Even though it is made of the finest plastic can't imagine it will stand up to much heat.

To be fair even the best presenter would struggle with some of the tat they are confronted with. When Peter Simon was flogging those £99.99 blow-up wobbly armchairs Alex tried to curl up in one and it duly collapsed. I'd be surprised if we see those again unless they are reduced to £19.99 in...

Wow! Pyrex dishes. How much more exciting can this carnival clearance get? A pack of dusters? A watering can? Compression socks?

Oh…it’s some sort of broom head on a pole. £11.99 I thought it was Mighty Mouth Mike's new toothbrush...

I strongly recommend that Sallah be arrested at this carnival for being in possession of an offensive weapon - her mouth - which is being used as an unofficial megaphone. And her gigantic bright red trouser(s) should be reported to the fashion cops.