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  1. M

    Dentures!

    Oh yes I totally forgot to add...I was extremely lucky...I registered with the new practice as a private patient but as soon as the dentist saw me she said she'd do it on the NHS...so that's one good thing about this otherwise horrible situation!
  2. M

    Dentures!

    7 years ago at the age of 53 I plucked up the courage to visit the dentist after many years as one of my front teeth felt slightly loose and was causing me a lot of pain. I knew that rest of my teeth were in a pretty poor state and for years I've not felt comfortable smiling in photographs and...
  3. M

    Random rubbishy records

    Some of these oldies don't get any airplay and don't get featured on compilation albums due to lyrics that are deemed unacceptable for this day and age or the singer has turned out to be a wrong 'un. I think a lot of them don't because despite them reaching the dizzy heights back in the day or...
  4. M

    Random rubbishy records

    Wow, that was one of my faves when I was at school! Haven't heard it for years and years, but agreed.....It's all about that bass these days.
  5. M

    Random rubbishy records

    I'd not heard of that one before so I just looked it up...well sung, but awful, awful lyrics and not trying to be sexist here, but surely she'd have a job! Unfortunately I remembered a couple of ***** trax from the 80's - One's pretty obvious and that's Chris De Burgh's Lady in Red, it doesn't...
  6. M

    Random rubbishy records

    Christ on a 🚲 I forgot about the spoken bit in Charlene's record. It goes a little bit like this "You know what paradise is it's that little baby you're holding and that man you fought with this morning, the same man you're going to make love with tonight- that's love🤮🤮🤮
  7. M

    Random rubbishy records

    I love Dancing Queen! But I'm sure like me you appreciate that it's an extremely popular song that still gets a lot of airplay even nowadays. There's a fair few popular songs I cannot blinking stand - pretty much everything by Oasis tbh. These are good examples of songs/artists that you don't...
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    Random rubbishy records

    I've totally run out of random rubbishy records (for now!) I think it's a toss up between Charlene and Anita Dobson for the worst. I would probably give it to Anita as at least Charlene can sing! Whilst the lyrics of I've never been to me are totally cringeworthy, at least it tells a story...
  9. M

    Random rubbishy records

    That's random "bloody fantastic" - "Don't look now Ethel!"
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    Random rubbishy records

    I decided to delve a bit deeper to find out how a song like this managed to cross over from appearances on the likes of Stars on Sunday and the Val Doonican show etc to the mainstream chart and even more so to the No.1 spot. I found a lengthy discussion and I thought these two comments were...
  11. M

    Random rubbishy records

    Occasionally I do catch some of the old TOTP shows when I'm flicking channels. It makes me giggle to see those teenagers sitting there or standing rigid whilst being forced to listen some boring middle of the road act (which would probably appeal to their grandparents more) trying...
  12. M

    Random rubbishy records

    I don't know who he is!
  13. M

    Random rubbishy records

    I know I can usually tolerate the "novelty record" but I'll make an exception for this one
  14. M

    Random rubbishy records

    Good call Muttley - that song is an abomintation! I don't know how I missed it!.... and the way she goes all "throaty" when she sings the line "I moved like Harlow in Monte Carlo and showed 'em what I've got"! A lot of the dross in the charts back in the day came by courtesty of Actors/soap...
  15. M

    Random rubbishy records

    ......and here's some more shocking chooons for your consideration (all tv related) Every Loser wins - Nick Berry, More than in Love - Kate Robbins & The worst of them all, Anyone can fall in love - Anita Dobson:sick:🤮💩, FGS Brian May, you are a respected musician from one of the greatest...
  16. M

    Random rubbishy records

    Shaddupaya face! Bloody hilarious and I think it went down in history as the song that kept Ultravox Vienna off the No. 1 spot! Again Shaddupya Face is a novelty record which are meant to be awful. I wanna hear about all those "limp as a lettuce" hits of the 70's, 80's and 90's that are never...
  17. M

    Random rubbishy records

    Of course TOTP has long gone, and I'm not even sure I'd bother to watch if it was still on due to the music of today. Don't get me wrong there's the odd thing I hear that I like, but like I say it's the odd thing. I just remember in the 70's you'd often get a random middle aged bloke/woman...
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    Random rubbishy records

    Oooh I bliddy love that one me! Ladies and Gentlemen I give you Paul Nicholas - Dancing with the Captain and Grandma's party....ffs what a load of guff! Though I guess that could fall into the realms of "novelty records" which I can usually just about bear as they have some kind of irony about...
  19. M

    Random rubbishy records

    Now I'm not talking about the likes of the birdy song or Agadoo 'cause let's face it they're so bad they're good. I'm thinking about middle of the road rubbish songs that have graced our charts over the years and literally haven't had any airplay since, and for good reason, but then all of a...
  20. M

    My poor friend!

    Never heard that but I guess it depends on the situation. In this case older man leaves his wife for a much younger woman (he's more than twice her age) let's say he does end up marrying her, the chances are he'll not find another young woman to fill the "mistress role" He's only gonna get...
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