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I see. Essentially, he claims the credit for the award because he was in the programme before and left before the award was even made? Very much sums him up as an individual in my opinion. Grabs the glory when he wasn't there to grab it.

Does this look like an £8.99 bag, he asked?

He wouldn’t know Economy 7 if it fell on him.

I wouldn’t want to be a Gallery staff member on his watch.

This chocolate ceramic heater is the best lumpy bumpy warming product since the Shih Tzu Farting MashAGA. The best product I have brought you since The Battle of Marston Moor in 1644. This trumping rampant massager helps me greatly with a recent extremely serious proseedure I had with Dr...

Gabriel? Would you say people are buying both cheap pieces of tat? No one is buying nuffink, Boss.. Thank you, Gabriel. People are MULTI-BUYING in Huge Numbers… I tell it like it isn’t, ME…

Wonderful retro technology hour. Please!!! More shows like this…

Billy again? Selling a fan? In November?? Don’t worry…Walter predicting a December heatwave…

Genuinely sorry I missed that.

What used to make it special was the relative briefness of it, with at least some elements of a Christian feel to a Pagan festival. I remember bugging my mum to get the Christmas TV Times and Radio Times when it used to come out around about the second week of December. There was a genuine sense...

Thank you. The length of time it is being promoted for is a nightmare now for anybody with painful memories of Christmas. When I was a child, Christmas didn’t start even in the shops until the first week of December. Now we’re talking about October or even earlier. Completely ridiculous and...

I cannot work out the ‘perrowseedure’ he speaks of. If his upper face was lifted, it was about time. After leaving it unattended by the security gates with a PLEASE DISPOSE OF RESPONSIBLY sticker on it.

That’s the woman with even bigger lips than Mr. Sheen head, isn’t it? The most famous beauty expert in the world according to Billy…

Plays the hapless fool with technology with aplomb. Saves having to make the effort prep his products properly.

His resin figure makes more sense…

You surely wouldn’t go near this crowd of comedians if you respected your brand directly. Presume they get the rare decent name from the Grey Market?

I don’t use the term con artists lightly, but for this crew this morning I’ll make an exception.

Who is Titti in Banger?

What’s with the kid’s marker pen blocking a key product detail from the Tom Ford candle comparison cut and paste? If they haven’t got anything to hide, it certainly makes it look like they have.

Lazy sod can’t even be arsed to turn the karaoke machine on properly. At least Mason makes an effort to be a ***.