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That’s to collect urine samples from the other presenters in. After all - he’s been taking the pi ss for decades..

See Walter is sitting on the bed in a shoe and a trouser and a sock combination. Then again, those black socks are rather sheer. A tight, perhaps?

This Ooohed, Okay…. Artisaned by magnificent young men and women of both genders over millennials, Right?? Perfoomiers of the highest enchelons since 1895 in the 20th century. Charley? Are people multi-buying these chocolate air fryers in bulk? NO, PETE…WE HAVEN’T SOLD SHYTE…Thank you, Charley…...

Osted in Perror.

His alter ego?

I beseech you in the Bowels of Christ, ‘Ave a Buy…

Sorry, Jazzy. I was unfair on the Big Mac..

I thought his last feeling was when he had his Ronald McDonald wig and pants on - nothing else, but a Big Mac…

Gunpowder?

Interesting combination today - a men’s stilettos and free rattan sofa set…

Two dinosaurs of home shopping this morning… Anyway, for some reason, my cheap and nasty mini-karaoke machine isn’t working…Blame a technical problem in the studio, though….Not the cheap and nasty piece of kit…

First signs of winter here today. Central heating on…Feel sorry for those stuck in one freezing room with only a fan heater and distant memories for company today…

I like his Melted Kinder Egg Surprise- though the gift is still a bit chewy despite being served charred.

He’s had a small pool put in since…

Not watched BB since Sandy escaped.

If the truth ever inadvertently fell out of that gob on-air, he’d probably keel over with the shock of what he’d done. Walk back in and Hinge and Bracket are going hammer and tongs towards the selling orgasmic peak - or lack of it. They could have used that pair of insufferables for obtaining...

Pre-show planning meeting today with Chris, Jean-Paul and Walter..

Say it isn’t so, Dean…Don’t sell your soul for the Exemplar shilling..

Chef Joe has apparently been travelling the world appearing on various cooking programmes. With an award winning BBC director in the gimp ro…er..Gallery, a peripatetic world renowned TV chef, and a BAFTA winning star of BBC television - we should be honoured to have such quality of individuals...

I use the one around my middle… Has he heard of the studio floor to demonstrate a toy car effectively? Oh God…they only have a Kodak Instamatic camera, and can’t film the floor.