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Like the 20 years hard labour he should have got for crimes against transparency.

It just illustrates the low rent, lack of care, and little respect for the customer environment they display, in my opinion. They can’t even be bothered to have a decent looking box. Something to make the customers think that the product might be worth buying - rather than that’s a crappy old...

And the Cherry Blossom rubbed into his bonce… Clearly, he has issues with the passing of time and the adverse effect it has on your body. What these sort of people don’t realise is, you can try to cosmetically turn back the clock, but the key organs you can’t see, remain ancient and soon for...

This is THE BEST BUY piece of tat I wouldn’t give house room to since the last BEST BUY piece of tat I wouldn’t give house room to…

That’s enough about his patter..

I thought the old fu…rocker was Tom and ****. But no…Appears and about as welcome news as copious diarrhoea in padlocked underpants…Introducing himself…like some aspirational DJ child inventing their own radio show… Well off bloke in a big house with his freezing by a solitary fan heater in a...

She must have had her brain filled with the same stuff as her lips - potentially encouraging people to rub lip creams on their pets paws. Her ridiculously irresponsible and stupid analogy the other day about her doing similar on her Hairy Chinese Fur Burger or similar breed.

And another four letter word beginning in S and ending in T…

The dire presentation doesn’t help enhance the items on show. If only she would blow her nose. Better stuff and better value at Home Bargains. Plus the staff there don’t come up to you mid-shop and tell you the goods aren’t yours until you’ve paid. They are apparently ‘giving the stuff away’...

Fair play to them…Their new used cars forecourt looks pretty good…

Charley….No…..This HAS to be a mistake..This plastic model urinals was meant to come to air at £459.99…Charley…The PHONE IS GOING TO RING, CHARLEY…No…..In all my 48 years on shopping television I nev… THIS IS…Charley?? No…Charley…Don’t answer the phone…We are going with...

I have never had the remotest interest in flying a piece of plastic hundreds of centimetres in the air. But if I did...I certainly wouldn't be buying one of Dickie's offerings. Much better established brands out there for not too much more money

About the same height his drones fly at.

The Peter Simona GAMMON Super Drone launched this evening…

Bigger and better ladders in Peter Simon’s support tights…

Oh, he doth protest far too much, methinks. Some woman apparently has been texting, and he thinks she might have been making a sly dig at him thinking he’s funny, when she thinks he isn’t. Sadly, for him, he’s not particularly funny. Least, not intentionally. Only my opinion, of course. Others...

Lifeguard Electrician Recording Engineer Assistant Stage Manager Quiz Show Host Actor Band Leader 25 Years in Shopping Television He must be at least 70…

Oh my God.. Another load of those Granny’s toilet air fresheners are back. The skip full of them must have to go back…

Love it when the presenter is tempted by the goods on sale…