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He's desperate tonight, it's a 15 quid plastic bag, calm down you old fool.

I think he bought it direct,, but I couldn't swear to it.

Did they swing their pants at him? I'm much too old for that programme, but I used to watch it every week just to see Trev & Simon.

My husband bought a Tactical Frog watch for everyday wear, as he doesn't want to wear one of his good watches around the house, or when gardening. I think he paid £200 for it, and it looks quite good.

Is Foghorn on the Ozempic? She seems to have shed quite a bit of weight very quickly.

My son and I both got Covid on Christmas Eve 2021, I felt ropey, had a really sore throat and bad cough, but it was gone in four days.

I'm having my Covid jab on Wednesday, I never have the flu one.

Give the air fryer as a christening present! He's lost the plot.

The tartan blanket, with the waft and the weave. I'm sure he means warp and weft. He hasn't a flaming clue what he's on about.

He doesn't have central heating, just Economy 7, and he only has it on for a few hours in two rooms. Pull the other one, you lying tw*t.

He likes to snuggle under a blanket and listen to the shipping forecast! Dreaming of all the rugged sailors, no doubt.

He just plucked the most French sounding name out of thin air, tosser.

I'm hard me, I'm a northern burd.

Do you wanna be in my gang?

I would love to meet him in the street, and tell him exactly what I think of him, using as many expletives as I could think of.

He was talking to Jean Paul at Christopher Duchamp (get the name right) originating from Manderisa in Swutzerland, and he's been a fan of Duchump for over 30 years. Lie after lie, he just can't help himself.

I thought he had a weak bladder?

Coming up, the super duper sound bar. He's looked at other makes, and they are a fortune. That's because they are quality, not like the crap you have for sale.

It's 9 days to Christmas according to Pedro. I hope not, I've not started my shopping yet.

I used to think he was amusing, now I just think he doesn't give a **** about the viewers, just as long as he makes a sale. Banging the table, and desperate rantings. I would imagine he is a very unpleasant person.