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    IW's strapline should be 'You can't polish a turd'
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    One thing's for sure, there are a few William Hunt's working at IW ...
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    These sell for THOUSANDS ... (which is why we're selling them for £89.99)
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    They are fecking OBSESSED with the 'people will come up to ask you ...' routine. It's both laughable and tragic.
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    This is exactly when we need our expert hacker, to throw a message up on screen saying exactly that, something like: Scan this QR code to take you to a site selling 5, yes 5 of these for £20 :)
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    I've done it again, I kid you not, I've only gone and done it AGAIN! I hopped on IW a few mins ago and just as I did, Peter S was presenting perfume and said this: I've been bringing you perfume for nigh on 40 year ... Needless to say I hopped off again. Can anyone tell me where he was...
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    It's like I've said before, and don't get me wrong I'm not defending them, selly telly presenters are there to do a job ... sell. They couldn't care less if they're flogging something for £9.99, £99.99, £999.99 or £9,999.99. The same guff gets spouted to get that sale.
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    Me. You can all trust me. Do you need A4 white paper? Well you've come to the right place. For a very limited period of 60 months, I am selling 500, yes 500 sheets of top quality 70gsm paper for only £9.99 per pack. You can grab them for this price by messaging me direct. DON'T buy them...
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    Would love to know how many of these more expensive machines they actually sell. Mind you if they had Mike M flogging them we'd get ... FLYING OUT! WEBSITE GOING CRAAAAAAZY!! INTERNET IN MELTDAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!!
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    I admit to laughing a bit when Peter S was flogging the cool touch pillas, oops sorry pillows, a week or so back and Jeremy joined him on set. Peter to Jeremy: Now, we've both performed in some of thee biggest television studios in the world, so we know what hot can be like under those lights...
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    Granted this is more expensive, however I'd say save up that bit longer and if you absolutely need a turntable with built-in speakers, buy something like this ...
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    lol, it's truly amazing how everything is flying out 24/7, and yet the stock never gets truly depleted on most items, or if it does, it takes days or even weeks. Flying out! Website's gone into overdrive!! Internet in meltdaaaaaan!!! BULLSH!T ;)
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    I've done it again, honestly, I've done it again! My timing knows no bounds!!! I hopped on to IW last night and Joe was flogging the air fryer that tilts and rotates with Joanne. Just as I hopped on, Joe pressed a button that made the bowl start to rotate. Let me repeat that, Joe pressed a...
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    Looks like the sort of sofas they used to flog, they look real quality ...
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    Mike M said the other night Right, we have under 30 left in the business! Do you mean 29? 28? 27? 26? 25? 24? 23? 22? 21? 20? 19? 18? 17? 16? 15? 14? 13? 12? 11? 10? 9? 8? 7? 6? 5? 4? 3? 2? 1? JUST TELL US THE ACTUAL NUMBER!!!
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    So it's YOU I read about in the Guinness Book of Records?!?
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    I'm just back from my local convenience store. The conversation with the owner went like this. Hi, just this please (it was a bar of Dairy Milk) You're wise to buy it now. Why's that? Because it's the last we have in the business. Oh right. Not sure when or if we'll get any more loaded into...
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    Their statements such as 'last time to air' would have weight if they were a) telling the truth and b) selling quality products that were quite difficult to source elsewhere. Neither of these is true of IW, so the statements are essentially meaningless.
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    They look like medical, scientific or emmm adult related items of some description. Not glasses!
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    IW often do get the price wrong to be fair to them, up the way ;)
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