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Mike "little knob" Mason :mysmilie_14: Bit tetchy when his manhood is brought into question eh.

If they can glue Mike's shoes to the ceiling (while he's wearing them) then I will phone and buy ten.

I'd glue that brick to Mike's face.

Glue? He's been reading in his break!

If so, she was indirectly slagging him off :D So it probably is then.

Just as slimy.

They never put a healthy Mike down.

Was Mike one of her rescues?

Imagine if his little smasher grows up to look like James :|

He should draw himself a hairline with that lipstick.

And she's still got kennel cough.

What's wrong with Sally? She's not happy with this new format at all, is she? The fire has gone out, her eyes are cold and dead. She's much quieter than usual, but even when she does shout you can tell her heart isn't in it anymore. Something's wrong. Goodnight, sweet princess.

Peter's shiny French tips :mysmilie_19: Has he always had them?

I heard that Mike once attacked a deer with a faux leather moccasin.

Apparently she's so hot that he had to demonstrate it by pressing her onto his winter block of butter.

Was the scrolling names things a plus point? It was only usually the same three or four on loop. Seeing that a Deirdre from Doncaster has bought a bag of compost for £29.99 + P&P wouldn't convince me to pick up my phone.

It was James' car... he soiled himself when he saw his latest pay packet. No more fancy timepieces for him!

It must make a change from the "every other Sunday" phrase he's always hearing... i.e. when he gets access to his son!