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Anyone seen Mike in the promos on his new channel? It appears that he's been sleeping there overnight in the demonstration bed.

I wonder if James knows Mike's been going through his wardrobe.

Mike on Ideal World right now :D Fair play to him for trying to be more professional. You can still see the true him if you look into his eyes though. They never forget.

Lisa, this is the worst idea I have ever heard in my entire life (and I've heard some terrible ideas in my time). Imagine it, some loud bird yapping on YouTube with a dozen viewers dropping in and out, trying to flog them shite they can buy elsewhere on the Internet for the same price or even...

Sadly the only egg his lil smasher will be getting this weekend is his dad's shiny egg head :(

I've never bought anything from them. What was the point? I'd rather pay a few pounds more from an actual shop or online at Amazon and feel assured that a refund/replacement would be quick and easy (free return postage from Amazon, for example). In most cases it isn't a few pounds more though...

Apparently Mike lost his hair because he is so literally under the thumb that it wore away.

Apparently Mike has an incredible business plan and will be having the last laugh. It involves him scraping the grease from his sweaty bald head and bottling it for use as an industrial lubricant.

"Not only is it one of the company's signature products, not only does it consist of two 100% beef patties, with the American of the cheese, with the most special of the sauces, the iceberg lettuce, the pickles, the onions... and served in a three-part sesame seed bun. Delicious." Peter's going...

For asking an insider some questions?

Bye bye, everybody. Bye bye.

Not only of the Caroline and of the Cook... delicious.

I see Sally Morgan has piled the weight back on.

I didn't know they lived together :D

Don't worry Mike, she was already packing your bags anyway.

Careful, Sally... you don't know where he's been!

"I think it's broken... not very good." What a way to sell a product!

Imagine taking a big sniff of Mike's armpit after his long sweaty evening. Still probably smells better than Love At First Spring.

Only because he was the only one willing to go in to cover! In fact, since he's sleeping in his car outside the building at the moment, it was the natural choice. Plus he could do with the overtime.

A £1000 ring in classic size P :mysmilie_15: At least put free delivery on that for Christ's sake.