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Back to Rowan and Martin here..SOCK it to me Pete🤣

“Lads” he says in a very very Patronising way🤮..exactly the same tone as Mason uses…trying to make us inclusive..🤮again..I would much prefer “old gits”(which is what I am) then I may multi buy even if I don’t need them🤣.. As I say As I say As I say God awful

Having watched a couple of ‘shows’(haha) the last few days I truly believe the presenters are taking the p**s…I mean I reckon they are deliberately going ott now just to wind us up on here. It’s all become a bit bizarre of late. And I’m sure they do read this. How else would Mason of the Mikes...

On a more serious note…No I can’t be too serious as I’m at wits end with this lot,but maybe I am wrong but I’m sure I recall not that long ago when the ‘cough’ watch sellers on this channel (the usual suspects) used to advise getting your heirloom new watch(that cost £199 but worth £1999) valued...

I know less than zero about watches(they show the time is all) and I don’t believe a word they’re saying.. so what do people think who know more than me about watches?

I get so het up watching this twaddle. I feel so much for people who get sucked in by this type of salesmanship and Kevs condescending smirks….it’s horrid. Just tell us what it is,how it works and what a good price it is…people will respect you for that(possibly)

Congratulations and well done .. for being deceived/conned and spending money on a first flexi you believe is the full price

It’s all about checking out yer baskets… it’s not about paying £450 is it.? Please please please… oh ‘F’ off Simon you big 🤬

Ethel has texted in🤣… of course she has. Is Ethel related to Muriel?

Well off to watch Countryfile now… maybe I am already? There’s a euphemism there somewhere…

Collagen now😴😴😴😴😴 that’s it! I now wanna shove that parasol where the Sun don’t shine..well not unless it’s powered by 24 Philips AA batteries it don’t 😁

It’s a free Parasol!! …gimme gimme gimme…hang on he wants £100… he’s lying.. blow me down with a feather

Well who’d have thought? It’s the Non-Carnival clearance…at the same prices! I’ve been duped!! “The little tinkers “say Muriel,Maude,Agnes et al under their breath..”they’ve just made a mistake”.. bless ‘em

The adjectives are flying out of his mouth tonight…everything is brilliant,fantastic,best ever,cheapest ever,fabulous… if he used less of these words and used them very occasionally I reckon sales wouldn’t be affected and may go up..the fact he uses the same words for everything would make your...

Here they come,you’ve all gone bonkers and beserk for this..

Hooray everyone! He’s on,my mate Mike.. he’s had 57 emails today(he says) all asking for the digital skipping rope again WHAT? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 How do I email him with no published email address? They’re all in,here they come..blah blah f*****g blah…almost time to switch off😁..and watch Celebrity...

Signing off now. It’s all too much and as they used to say on Crime Watch “don’t have nightmares”

I’m sitting here laughing only because I was just thinking that I would love it if Peter Van Whateverhisnameis would just appear with one of his vacuums and suck up all those friggin watches..haha..sorry just thinking of Rowan and Martin again..call me cynical but I just cannot take any of these...

I do like the box this Vostok watch comes in,Moyke.. can I just buy that? Would be great to house my Ideal World screwdriver and bits you had the other day

Oh my God Kev this watch is screaming at ya..says Mike. It certainly is Mike, it’s screaming time to turn off and look at the wall… everyone’s gone bonkers for it,he says…you mean both buyers Mike? It’s all so so so over hyped by a man who couldn’t sell me an ice lolly in the Sahara…why why why...