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i saw the monstrosity yesterday in debenhams

well ''i'll be honest with you (grrrr)'' i'm the plus size buyer as opposed to Joy who is the plus size model (grrr) and i can't stand the bitchy me me me high instep, dancing calved, crystal palace private box ,i've known simon longer than you and ''i'll be honest with you (grrr)'' lesser known...

must be a requirement for males at QVC

he's a great wet lettuce

oops supposed to say muck

£78m :mysmilie_466: that old saying must be true where there's much, there's brass!!

she's mates with the Dalai Lama lol

ooh how exciting! something new! :mysmilie_5:

shoot me now

the only think too big for her is her ego and i'm sick to death of it blah blah blah i'm tinier than you blah blah blah you're bigger than me blah blah blah MrsJ's a hippo blah blah blah :yawn:

i noticed :wonder:

only with thick Argyle socks

and waterproof would be very handy :happy:

i'd say it's imperative to carry round a couple of bulldog clips if you're gonna wear that clobber...to prevent all those jaws dropping when you walk in a room!

:blush: jeez ladies...i'm back to the wincyette

oh to look like Ali *sigh

got my eye on the saturday lad on the Asda bakery counter :up:

Jamesy wears babydolls actually! :wonder:

they need someone like me who could scoff a cake in 30 seconds live on air and show how the lazzy waist stretches to accommodate, have me roll around on the floor simulating a drunken night out and prove that my poly frock won't crease, adorn me with a Lulu G bag with a gusset big enough for my...