Random musings and general banter.

Francy19 · 2025-02-23T21:14:10+0000

Pedro’s word salad on a Sunday evening

Christ, I wonder if he spouts this guff in his sleep

Francy19 · 2025-02-23T21:16:18+0000

Who would want to multi-buy these ****** watches. Must need their head examining

galesgal57 · 2025-02-23T21:17:11+0000

Michael from Newmarket just texted in about the watch. Mike of the Masons surely.

Wanderer · 2025-02-23T21:22:14+0000

galesgal57 said:
Michael from Newmarket just texted in about the watch. Mike of the Masons surely.

Ahh, those idiots in the gallery cannot read.

It said Mike off the Market.

Scraping the barrel · 2025-02-23T21:24:35+0000

Ant7t said:
BREAKING NEWS. The Emu is now an endangered species. The amount IW sell of its balm is the main reason

Not so fast!! Two sides to every story. Ever seen a penniless Emu?

Francy19 · 2025-02-23T21:24:52+0000

EmmaP said:
Peter I’ve never bought a new car, do we believe him

Nope

Wanderer · 2025-02-23T21:24:57+0000

Francy19 said:
Pedro’s word salad on a Sunday evening Christ, I wonder if he spouts this guff in his sleep

Probably.

Here he is.....

Niwa · 2025-02-23T21:38:02+0000

Wanderer said:
Probably.

Here he is.....

View attachment 31909

Apparently the Heritor watches have been couriered in direct from Heathrow.
Presumably in briefcases handcuffed to security guards wrists. Inside armoured vans with an army escort of armoured cars and motorcycle outriders.

Hammy60 · 2025-02-23T22:17:32+0000

Is it a kids treadmill, looks too small for Janice.

Hammy60 · 2025-02-23T22:23:47+0000

Trevor has lost 5 st.

HughTwo · 2025-02-23T22:27:30+0000

Hammy60 said:
Trevor has lost 5 st.

Have you bought a treadmill?
Pedro told us you and Trevor had bought a Heritor - along with Muriel. What a threesome!

PhædrusR · 2025-02-23T22:31:36+0000

headintheclouds said:
No way! The wit that accompanies the pictures is essential

View attachment 31716

Did Wolfie support Fulham?

C'mon The Cottagers!

Battiola73 · 2025-02-23T22:36:06+0000

Hammy60 said:
Is it a kids treadmill, looks too small for Janice.

He looks a right Pratt. Hope the things earthed. If not it could short circuit with that belt buckle. Even with my disabilities and mobility problems I could walk faster than that.

HughTwo · 2025-02-23T22:46:14+0000

A 21.5 inch smart TV for £500? Who in their right mind thinks that's a bargain???

And Janis hops back on to the kiddies' treadmill in patent shoes?

Wanderer · 2025-02-23T22:49:02+0000

Recorded preogram just ended, so flicked to live TV and saw Janice.

The thing that popped into mind almost immediately was ....

HughTwo · 2025-02-23T22:55:38+0000

"Pedro" texts in to say he regained strength in his legs using a treadmill

.

We all know that!

Wanderer · 2025-02-23T23:04:47+0000

So according to Janice doing exercise will make you feel great.

7,000 steps yesterday, yet I felt no different to a day with less.

Niwa · 2025-02-23T23:29:35+0000

Battiola73 said:
He looks a right Pratt. Hope the things earthed. If not it could short circuit with that belt buckle. Even with my disabilities and mobility problems I could walk faster than that.

Don't want to put off anyone off exercise but you need to do it enough to mildly raise your heart rate and basically start to raise a sweat.
Going at the speed he was going will unfortunately probably do nothing or very little.
Walking is good exercise but unfortunately for me it takes too long to cover say 1.5 miles to the shop and then back to be practical.

Battiola73 · 2025-02-23T23:55:44+0000

I posted comment about Torchy on the treadmill at 10.36pm. Went and watched something else and when I tuned back into IW at 11.55pm, he’s still on the flipping thing. Has he been crawling along n the thing for an hour and a half?

Wonder how many have been sold.

Samki · 2025-02-24T00:09:03+0000

They could use treadmill like they used to in the generation game - pile it high with their tat and have Muriel and Trevor trying to remember what the items are

. They have even got the cuddly toys

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