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Duke of Cheese · 2025-01-21T18:19:40+0000

There he is - Tevye the Dairyman. Love his sales technique on cheap tribute scents . Essentially, you should buy, because when somebody walks in your bathroom and sees a row of cheap tribute scents, they won’t see a row of cheap tribute scents, they’ll see a row of the best perfumes in the world. Why they will – he doesn’t exactly explain.

Fellas – buy these for your partner for Valentine’s Day. Are you sure? Your relationship is in a very bad way if the best you can do for your loved one on that special day is to buy them a cheap and nasty cardboard box of £14.99 fragrances - apparently purporting to be something they are not.

Maybe you can cuddle them if you’ve lost a loved one and your weighted blanket is in the spin dryer?

Hammy60 · 2025-01-21T18:21:00+0000

Next up Killa Vanilla that always sells out. Bloody sure it didn't sell out when it was on about 10 days ago, was on for at least 4 days running.

EmmaP · 2025-01-21T18:29:53+0000

If they sold the Killa Vanilla guest then maybe

Duke of Cheese · 2025-01-21T18:31:51+0000

You can really do this credibly with no expert guest alongside you. Still, that’s never stopped them before.

EmmaP · 2025-01-21T18:38:43+0000

Mikes wife uses it never.

Duke of Cheese · 2025-01-21T18:42:32+0000

So it’s sniffing vanilla or eating a large bar of Galaxy? Er….Er…Nice chocolate, that Galaxy…

EmmaP · 2025-01-21T18:43:20+0000

I’d rather the Chocolate

Duke of Cheese · 2025-01-21T18:53:36+0000

Fu…me. He sounds like Professor Stanley Unwin…

Battiola73 · 2025-01-21T18:59:33+0000

Duke of Cheese said:
There he is - Tevye the Dairyman. Love his sales technique on cheap tribute scents . Essentially, you should buy, because when somebody walks in your bathroom and sees a row of cheap tribute scents, they won’t see a row of cheap tribute scents, they’ll see a row of the best perfumes in the world. Why they will – he doesn’t exactly explain.

Fellas – buy these for your partner for Valentine’s Day. Are you sure? Your relationship is in a very bad way if the best you can do for your loved one on that special day is to buy them a cheap and nasty cardboard box of £14.99 fragrances - apparently purporting to be something they are not.

Maybe you can cuddle them if you’ve lost a loved one and your weighted blanket is in the spin dryer?

I keep my perfumes in their original boxes in a closed cupboard which help to keep the fragrance from deteriorating. The one I’m actually using is kept in my makeup bag. Certainly not in my bathroom which gets the sun during the hottest part of the day.

With the IW knock off “scents” of Eau de Chat l’Urine, eau de poisson or eau du jambon, I would imagine that they’d go off very quickly and smell worse than they did originally.

I think Patio Pete’s comment about lost loved ones and weighted blankets, they are the lowest of the low.

EmmaP · 2025-01-21T19:03:16+0000

how we’ve got till 2025 and Peter Simon is still on TV I never know.

Doesn’t anybody complain,

Battiola73 · 2025-01-21T19:04:47+0000

Watching TJC selling Gamages watches. Such a different presentation to IW.
Don’t know who the guest is with Mark but he reminds me of Norbert (without hat) from the the Christmas Wallace and Gromit.

Craftalot · 2025-01-21T19:04:59+0000

EmmaP said:
Mikes wife uses it never.

She's too busy swanning about thinking she's Melania Trump.

galesgal57 · 2025-01-21T19:05:42+0000

The Crapovac AGAIN! Will it ever sell out?

EmmaP · 2025-01-21T19:06:44+0000

What I don’t understand is, the way you hear about young people being offended over nothing these days, how come those in the gallery don’t say nothing

galesgal57 · 2025-01-21T19:08:39+0000

EmmaP said:
how we’ve got till 2025 and Peter Simon is still on TV I never know.

Doesn’t anybody complain,

Plenty complain, but no one is interested. IW think Peter is the star of the show, unless he said something really offensive, he is going nowhere I'm afraid.

Hammy60 · 2025-01-21T19:14:18+0000

Battiola73 said:
Watching TJC selling Gamages watches. Such a different presentation to IW.
Don’t know who the guest is with Mark but he reminds me of Norbert (without hat) from the the Christmas Wallace and Gromit.

That's papa fields, I haven't got a big enough bullsh*t meter for him. Gamages are overpriced cheap Chinese watches.

Duke of Cheese · 2025-01-21T19:15:56+0000

Craftalot said:
She's too busy swanning about thinking she's Melania Trump.

That’s not a name. That’s a firm request…

Muttley · 2025-01-21T19:21:22+0000

Samki said:
Lovely - eau de cats piss, smell like a litter tray on a daily basis

I should get some, that's the image I'm striving for

. I think I'll stick with my Calvin Klein CK1.

Duke of Cheese · 2025-01-21T19:23:57+0000

No acting work coming in for Himself, then? They say 90% of thespians are unemployed at any one time, don’t they? Only pretending work available for old Van Rizeshuckupp, it seems, is playing a range of non-experts for 50 quid a session, a JustPark space in a builders yard in Neasden, and complimentary Rich Tea biscuits.

Ant7t · 2025-01-21T19:32:53+0000

Is that the only vacuum they sell? Well, don't sell, otherwise they wouldn't keep showing it.

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