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Duke of Cheese · Dec 19, 2024

Mason just wanted to illustrate how drip-proof the male drawers are. Dripped..Dropped his trousers and put a pair on. Unfortunately, the pants failed to hold his personal contribution. “Don’t worry, Gents,” he said….They are a non-working factory sample.”

Francy19 · Dec 19, 2024

Jazzydrury said:
Aren’t people meant to be all genders these days I’m sure men could use

Yes, probably but the design is different

Jazzydrury · Dec 19, 2024

Francy19 said:
Yes, probably but the design is different

Yes would look strange

galesgal57 · Dec 19, 2024

Francy19 said:
How can you not like sticky toffee pudding. My favourite. I love baking. Earlier this year I treated myself to a Kenwood Stand mixer. Unfortunately not been great for my waistline with all the baking

I'm diabetic, so don't eat anything remotely enjoyable. No Christmas pudding, mince pies, Yule log or Christmas cake. I make them for my husband and son, but I have to resist.

Jazzydrury · Dec 19, 2024

galesgal57 said:
I'm diabetic, so don't eat anything remotely enjoyable. No Christmas pudding, mince pies, Yule log or Christmas cake. I make them for my husband and son, but I have to resist.

Could u use the sweetener what comes in a jar

galesgal57 · Dec 19, 2024

Jazzydrury said:
Could u use the sweetener what comes in a jar

It's not just the sugar, but the carbs in flour, so I don't eat bread either, although I have bought a small loaf to make turkey sandwiches. That will be my one treat. I'm used to it, but Christmas is hard.

Jazzydrury · Dec 19, 2024

Wonder Yiannis is coming up

HughTwo · Dec 19, 2024

Just saw the last two minutes of Of-the-Masons - he was flogging a torch and battery starter.
Saying it was a "game changer".

I assume the "breakdown on Christmas Eve" story was trotted out. It had to be.

galesgal57 · Dec 19, 2024

Torchy said the crew clubbed together to buy him a bottle of wine for Christmas. That would be 50p each out of their pocket money then. How much is Blue Nun these days?

HughTwo · Dec 19, 2024

Torchy has started with one of his favourite acts - asks you to add up the value of items. Say the value he's suggesting is "low-boarding".

A set with a tie, a bow tie, a hanky, a tie bar, cufflinks and a brooch!"
All for £8.99.
No mention of what the tie is made of.

Please don't send me a set for free Jannis - it would be straight to the charity shop.

"You won't wear the bow tie every day," he says

Francy19 · Dec 19, 2024

No Yiannis, that men’s gift set doesn’t look quality. Looks like cheap cr*p. Nothing new there then

Jazzydrury · Dec 19, 2024

It’s because he probably hasn’t a clue what the tie is made from

Francy19 · Dec 19, 2024

Thought Torchy couldn’t look any more stupid, how wrong I was.

galesgal57 · Dec 19, 2024

Torchy thrusting his hips in those skin tight jeans!

Jazzydrury · Dec 19, 2024

galesgal57 said:
Torchy thrusting his hips in those skin tight jeans!

Mmmmmm

Francy19 · Dec 19, 2024

He goes to the gym now. No your not out of breath you d*ck head

Francy19 · Dec 19, 2024

Talking okay, not out of breath. Forgot to feign being out of breath now

Francy19 · Dec 19, 2024

Best thing for core strength is yoga and pilates

HughTwo · Dec 19, 2024

He's looking incredibly sinister again - only a matter of time before his eyes start glowing.

Herring · Dec 19, 2024

Jazzydrury said:
Wonder Yiannis is coming up

Hope he models the leak-proof pants so we can all be treated to a glimpse of his Calvin Klineeze body.

Calendars still available!

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