Torchy "asked" to bring back Duchumps, even though Of-the-Masons had an hour of them.
Usual tripe about them being worth "£1795, a professional divers watch, swiss made, luxurious............
And claiming Chrissie Duchump loses money on watches by giving them to Ideal World because they use it as marketing = complete and utter bollox
I’ve still got a Tupperware bacon holder that my mum bought from a Tupperware party when they first came to the UK. I’ve gradually replaced all the other items with Lock n Lock and Sistema products. There wasn’t anything wrong with them apart from being discoloured. The bacon one may have fared better by always being in the fridge,
Or n the bus, tube, train and aeroplane?
Probably get them delivered by Father Christmas
Or a razor to shave the birds nest off.Off topic but I wonder if Mikey boy has tried rubbing emu balm on his bonce to try and make his hair grow
Their donation to comedy strap line should be ‘The Gift That Keeps On Giving’. Particularly so in Morgan’s case. I’ve never seen and heard such ridiculous sales patters come out from such an apparently sincere, solemn but fixed gaze holding face. He always seems one off-camera moment away from losing it completely and laughing his head off at what he’s just been saying.Torchy having a shift where he's in begging mode for people to buy tat.
Lots of nonsense about buying a bottle to drink more water and comparing it to him buying a £5.80 coffee.
Also claiming coffee hydrates you but "Coffee is unlikely to dehydrate you. Though the caffeine in coffee may have a diuretic effect, it's unlikely to dehydrate you."
If you eat coffee yes, but we drink it made with water and normally milk.
Then a rubbish tool kit - a mini hammer to test the reflexes on your knee!
But it's worth it for the roll of very sticky tape - the stuff "expert" Peter Volauvent normally demonstrates.
Honestly, are we watching some sort of spoof channel?
