Random musings and general banter.

Bernie100 said:

Just texted in about the foot massager as Tracy from Trumpton. Hopefully he'll read it out.

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Muttley said:

In that case I might text in as Colleen from Camberwick Green

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Jazzydrury said:

Or Polly from Pidgeon Street

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Duke of Cheese said:

Who makes up his weather forecasts for him?

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Muttley said:

He's tossing and turning at night...

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Hammy60 said:

He's been on 10 minutes and I've already mentioned twice.

First to say it's going to be -10 in Aberdeen tonight, and then for the batteries.

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Scraping the barrel said:

He is rambling on about booster cushions and just said that the chair he is sitting on is horrible…wonder if that chair he is sitting in will be on sale in the next few days and will be the best chair he has ever sat on at a price you won’t believe.

That chair he is sitting on looks new and actually looks quite reasonable..

It’s getting to the stage now where if he starts the show and says good evening I need to look outside to double check. Dreadful presenting,it really is

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Megabazus said:

Just sent in a complaint to the ASA about that last section on the salt lamp. Eletromagnetic waves from your WiFi etc do not cause positive ions. Unless that is your WiFi emits X-rays or gamma rays in which you would be burnt to a crisp and a salt lamp would be bloody useless. For the salt lamp to emit negative ions and remove the non existent fog it would need to be heated to well over 1000 C (must have one hell of a bulb in it). He will telling us it will cure cancer next. The man is an absolute cretin. …..I feel better after that little rant, I just need to go and find my dog now as he left the room in a hurry when I started to shout some very rude words at the tv.

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Muttley said:

Genuine comment, no sarcasm meant but if someone was such a fashion expert would they be presenting on a low rent shopping channel?

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Duke of Cheese said:

Statins, lestress regs…poor circulation in his feet… Consult your madical practitioner. Interesting he says he has water retention on his ankles and poor circulation in his feet. His feet look perfectly normal. No skin colour changes and no discolouration in the foot area veins. There looks to be little if any fluid retention on or around his ankles either. No sign of any venous insufficiency in general, either, from what I can see. You literally cannot believe a word he utters on there.

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Jazzydrury said:

I can’t talk I’m here watching Eastenders

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cheeky chappie said:

Apparently they're going to start selling defibrillators. I can hear him now ...

Ya nooo, ma heart stops beatin' at least two or three times a day, a tell ya! Completely stops for 15 to 20 minutes each time! And ya nooo, I've never known what ta dooo about it ... until THIS!!! This ma friends is what's known as a defridgerator, this little baby will change yer life!!! If there's any stock left I'll be buyin' one that's fir sure. Insure it, treasure it, love it, marry it, it could possibly save yir life!!!! A tell it like it is me!!!!!!!

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