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Get yer shoes and socks off you fanny.
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I would imagine we have the same location in mindI can make a suggestion but it might make his eyes water
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Are they his plates or the expert’s?
Please consult your medical practitioner or your GP…
Our Bet…If you’re watching… Er… you won’t be because you don’t exist…And Our Kelly (Kelly on the brain) in Poynton….Who also doesn’t exist…
Please consult your medical practitioner or your GP…
Our Bet…If you’re watching… Er… you won’t be because you don’t exist…And Our Kelly (Kelly on the brain) in Poynton….Who also doesn’t exist…
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If he's anything like Mike (not watching as I write), his brains will rattle free.If he wears the shorts whilst using the foot massager, they may well become even crustier.
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Muriel’s in…the kayak
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Oh God. X rated tv coming up. He’s going to take off his shoes and socks. Viewer discretion advised. Not suitable for children
Just sent in a complaint to the ASA about that last section on the salt lamp. Eletromagnetic waves from your WiFi etc do not cause positive ions. Unless that is your WiFi emits X-rays or gamma rays in which you would be burnt to a crisp and a salt lamp would be bloody useless. For the salt lamp to emit negative ions and remove the non existent fog it would need to be heated to well over 1000 C (must have one hell of a bulb in it). He will telling us it will cure cancer next. The man is an absolute cretin. …..I feel better after that little rant, I just need to go and find my dog now as he left the room in a hurry when I started to shout some very rude words at the tv.
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Blimey,just eaten my egg and chips twice
Avert your eyes
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He did mention a Son once
You liked it so much you bought it up and ate it again?Blimey,just eaten my egg and chips twice
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He’s asking if we would like to feel his calves
..urghh and urghh again
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Has he varnished his toenails as well?
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Haha I like to think so but it was the sight of his feet.You liked it so much you bought it up and ate it again?
Don’t have nightmares viewers
OMG! The feet are out!!
Of course, he's claiming he has corns and bunions!
And it's the warmest his feet have been all day - more of constant nonsense about cold.
Don't bother with the central heating folks, just heat yourself on a foot massager.
Of course, he's claiming he has corns and bunions!
And it's the warmest his feet have been all day - more of constant nonsense about cold.
Don't bother with the central heating folks, just heat yourself on a foot massager.
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Emmerdale cleanse your mind u sure,
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Probably a ventriloquists dummy dressed as a school boy.
I don't suppose nightmares would be an issue: you wouldn't be able to sleep long enough through fright.
