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What is old Mr. Sheen Head hawking this morning? Dried mushrooms from a woman with intelligent glasses on. Do you know the one thing that I always think I’m missing in life in the morning, is a dried mushroom capsule. A nice shiitake one would do - whilst rearranging my Shoot Football League Ladders perched on trap one. Charley, My Darling? How many left, Sweetness? All of ‘em, Oh Great Shiny Head…Oh, thank you, Darling…Selling FAST everybody (all three of you) Now…can I rub one of these into my pu ssy? She has a very swollen left paw…
 
Duke of Cheese said:
You only get de HEPAs on der very best vacuums…Yes, Peter. Like this £39.99 one….
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Not too long ago Peter was flogging a vacuum and in his usual manner was shouting out something like this:

HEPA!
SUCTION!
HEPA!
HEPA!

As if HEPA was some sort of new discovery. It would be like a car salesperson shouting this in your face:

CENTRAL LOCKING!
AIR CON!
CENTRAL LOCKING!
 
Hammy60 said:
It looks pretty flimsy, i would be more worried about falling apart than how big the wattage is or not, my old Henry is about 600w and built like a tank in comparison to that thing.
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I wonder what their return T&Cs are for vacuums? With watches they say must be returned in a pristine sellable condition. If you try a vacuum cleaner in terms of really putting it through its paces, how can you return it in pristine condition? Or are they more flexible with products like that?
 
cheeky chappie said:
I wonder what their return T&Cs are for vacuums? With watches they say must be returned in a pristine sellable condition. If you try a vacuum cleaner in terms of really putting it through its paces, how can you return it in pristine condition? Or are they more flexible with products like that?
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I think you have to send it back unopened
 
Scraping the barrel said:
If you’ve got a cordless why not have another one,he says. For upstairs if you will.Charging batteries? Then buy this one . ..only £40 he says.. yes Mike £40 is a lot of money to some of us..and for £40 to be fair it ain’t much good Mike,I can guarantee.

It is what it is. A cheapo vac.End of. Just sell it for what it is.

Versatility says VonVac..well VonVac how about that cable that you decry so often..blah blah bluddy blah

I give up with these morons
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How much space do they think the average household has to buy and store all this stuff? Something like this maybe?


2.-Empty-warehouse.jpeg
 
Duke of Cheese said:
As a heterosexual man, my view on the most handsome 1980s’ British male pop star I definitely didn’t fancy has to be Tony Hadley. He could sing a bit, too. Alison Moyet and three of The Bangles were the ones I did.
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Definitely Tony Hadley for most handsome man, I agree. I always thought Alison Moyet was lovely, too.

Of course, this was before I truly appreciated the wit, charm, personality and looks of Pete the Pedro....but I had treatment for it later.
 
Duke of Cheese said:
What has happened to Edgar & Swan Vaatches? I’ve not seem them on shopping television for months, and their website only features a very small range today when I looked? Still, it was probably unwise to speak up, as they might reappear again as punishment.
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The way that was typed reminds me so much of Marcel Drucker - possibly one of the first to do the selly telly watch thing. Somehow very likeable, but I always pictured him with loads of watches inside his jacket ‘Wanna buy a batch!’….
 
historymystery said:
Definitely Tony Hadley for most handsome man, I agree. I always thought Alison Moyet was lovely, too.

Of course, this was before I truly appreciated the wit, charm, personality and looks of Pete the Pedro....but I had treatment for it later.
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True story - honest - I used to get mistaken for Tony all the time.
Sadly not these last 15 years or so.
😢
 
Professor Branestawm said:
The way that was typed reminds me so much of Marcel Drucker - possibly one of the first to do the selly telly watch thing. Somehow very likeable, but I always pictured him with loads of watches inside his jacket ‘Wanna buy a batch!’….
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That was the intention, Professor. I wondered how many people would remember him and the way he used to say watches as in 'vaatches'. I remember him when I first used to watch shopping television in the late '90s on QVC. You wouldn't want to pis.. him off - let's put it that way. Long gone to that great horological TSV in the sky..
 

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