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Scraping the barrel · Friday at 7:03 PM

Well would you Adam and Eve it? Mike was headhunted by the CEO of another Selly telly channel on the strength that said CEO bought some fragrance off Selly telly which Mike was presenting and was impressed that Mike persuaded him to buy without smelling first!

Bull

Mike! There I’ve called it. He tells so many lies he doesn’t know if he is telling the truth anymore.

People are falling over themselves,he says,to get this Gammon.

Porkies,Mike,Porkies(or should I say Gammons)

galesgal57 · Friday at 7:14 PM

This Killa Vanilla looks like a giant suppository.

Scraping the barrel · Friday at 7:19 PM

Killa Vanilla.. Must be good,says Mike, “it’s got QR codes on the box”..

There you are folks,if there are QR codes on the box it’s the real deal

Scraping the barrel · Friday at 7:23 PM

What Mike is aching to say is “this killa vanilla is for all you fat ba****ds out there “

Go on Moyke,say it!

Jazzydrury · Friday at 7:23 PM

Dare one of you to buy it and put it up your bum

Scraping the barrel · Friday at 7:25 PM

Thanks for the question Jane. I can answer that. But please don’t send in any difficult or negative comments which I can’t answer.. says the guy promoting it(well thinking it)

galesgal57 · Friday at 7:27 PM

Jazzydrury said:
Dare one of you to buy it and put it up your bum

If I thought I could drop a couple of dress sizes by Christmas, I would. Buttocks clenched.

Muttley · Friday at 7:29 PM

Jazzydrury said:
On the list of Television he’s done

One entry says Ronald McDonald Advert - Clown Character

He's made a career out of being a clown...

Hammy60 · Friday at 7:35 PM

Collagen back in stock.

Despite literally hundreds of show with Collagen, i must have missed the one when they sold out.

galesgal57 · Friday at 7:41 PM

It's become the go to product, used to be the walking canes. Quack products tonight, wonder when they will bring the Viagra substitute?

Jazzydrury · Friday at 7:43 PM

galesgal57 said:
It's become the go to product, used to be the walking canes. Quack products tonight, wonder when they will bring the Viagra substitute?

Filth

galesgal57 · Friday at 7:43 PM

Buy Doctor Floppy's old boy booster!

galesgal57 · Friday at 7:44 PM

Jazzydrury said:
Filth

You love it.

Jazzydrury · Friday at 7:50 PM

galesgal57 said:
You love it.

Me lil innocent Emma

galesgal57 · Friday at 7:54 PM

It's only a while ago you were daring one of us to stick the Killa Vanilla where the sun don't shine. Innocent, I think not.

rubia · Friday at 8:15 PM

Bernie100 said:
Peter Simon lost 6 stone in 2 weeks with his Vibrapower plate.

Of course he did

Jazzydrury · Friday at 8:22 PM

rubia said:
Of course he did

6 Stones might have fell from his pocket

ianrobo111 · Friday at 8:34 PM

with the demise of C&C will this mean more of Joe ???

ianrobo111 · Friday at 8:35 PM

oh and when I was away did they move studios ??

Jazzydrury · Friday at 8:40 PM

ianrobo111 said:
oh and when I was away did they move studios ??

Yes

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